We all know the best part of Valentine's Day is 
the chocolate that will be marked down tomorrow, 
but it seemed like the appropriate time for a filk 
about the Mulder/Scully relationship. Or lack thereof. 
Or whatever CC wants us to think.

Sometimes When They Touch
(filk of Dan Hill's "Sometimes When We Touch")

You ask me if he loves her
And I choke on my reply
I'd tell you that I have a clue
But that's probably a lie
And who am I to judge it
By what they say or do?
We know that in the next ep
CC won't follow through

Chorus:
And sometimes when they touch
The UST's too much
And we have to analyze each side.
But no matter how we try
We just end up asking "Why?"
And we're stuck here
Until Surfer Boy decides!

Intruiges, cheap shots and strategies
Leave me drowning in their lies
But through the inconsistencies
Some spark of hope survives
Just let us find a writer
Who sees a gleam of truth
Someone who's still a fighter
Though blinded by his youth

(Chorus)

"At times I'd like to break you
And drive you to your knees!"
And then we have a breakthrough
And we're thankful for CC...

I'll never understand it
Though you know how hard I try
I struggle to command it
But the 'ship just passes by
I'm lost in seas of questions
Is Scully just a friend?
I think I've got a handle
Then CC laughs "Guess again!"

(chorus)

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