(to the tune of "Get Out The Map" by Indigo Girls)
*******

I'm gonna surf the web
I'm gonna bitch and moan

The saddest sight that I foresee
is the end of the X-Files with a tacked-on final-EE
staring at another trailer for a Monster Of The Wee-
k, I wonder "when is my show leaving me?"

FOX reports the latest: "season eight is here to stay"
but that same office turns around, denies it the next day
and meantime all the fans have washed their hands of the whole fray 
it makes me want to march onto the L.A. lot and say

CHORUS:
Cut out the crap, cut out the crap, quit all the dithering and decide
We're sick of hints and rumors, settling for what's been implied
Don't keep us waiting, two months delay's already bad enough
I'm gonna surf the web, I'm gonna bitch and moan
Carter - you better tell us soon, because we won't leave you alone

Darin left the 1013 team a few years ago
and then Morgan and Wong broke away, started up their own show
GA's just trying to follow the FOX blow-by-blow
First Duchonvy is saying yes... oh wait, now he's saying no....

Why did they leave the decision to so advanced a date?
I must say I get no pleasure watching Chris prevaricate
with four more eps to go, do they think they have time to wait?
and I pray that by next august, they'll have settled the debate...

Cut out the crap, cut out the crap, quit all the dithering and decide
We're sick of hints and rumors, settling for what's been implied
Don't keep us waiting, two months delay's already bad enough
I'm gonna surf the web, I'm gonna bitch and moan
Carter - you better tell us soon, because we won't leave you alone

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