"Wrong Scully Hair" -- a Song About "Sein Und Zeit" formerly "Lady In Red" by Chris De Burgh Never seen a jacket as heinous as the one tonight That button is just not right Never thought I would declare "Gosh, that red shirt doesn't look swell Scully's kinda lookin' like hell Must be too much gel." Though I try to never bash Her Glory That suit jacket reappears scene after scene I'm gonna scream. (chorus) Wrong Scully hair Is on my TV Oh deah gott Why doesn't it move? Set the hair free! It's just my heartfelt plea I can't believe The CHarc mess witnessed here Oh help me forget The ep brought me to tears. Maybe I could blame her appearance on my poor eyesight Must admit she's in bad light Lots of shadow And that buttoned blue shirt looks nice -- Better than a dread white blouse, true Yet she wears one of those things, too! Can it get much worse? I have never felt disappointment Like the letdown that I feel over these clothes Can we burn them now? (chorus) Wrong Scully hair So short and so flat Don't like that An untucked shirt here Strange lipstick there It stops and makes me stare I almost miss The seasons full of beige I'll never rewatch This cesspool, "Sein Und Zeit" I'll never rewatch This cesspool, "Sein Und Zeit." Now y'all go and watch "Hell Money" like Sister Beer suggests.Author: Bryn | Back to Filks | |