This song is called Dear God and its by XTC. If you don't know the original, find the lyrics here...http://www.afn.org/~afn30091/songs/x/xtc-dear.txt. Its really really good. I just couldn't help screwing around with it...

Dear God by XTC
Dear Chris by Reade

Dear Chris,
hope you got the letter, and... I pray you can make it better over here.
I don't mean another Mulder and Scully leer...but that Boy Agent that you made in your image, I see him in Fowley's lingerie drawer, making Saint Scully sore and I blame you, I can't believe in you

Dear Chris, sorry to disturb you, but... I feel that I should be heard loud and clear. I need a big reduction in my mytharc fears and all the people that you made in your image, see them fighting faceless clones 'cause you can't leave well enough alone....Dear Chris I can't believe in you

And you made black oil, and the gator Big Blue? And you diss the fans after we made you? And Duchovny too!

Dear Chris, don't know if you noticed, but... your name is on a lot of scripts from this show, continuity's really important, you should really know, and all the people who watch still think that junk is true. Well I know it ain't, and so do you, dear Chris,

I can't believe in I don't believe in

I won't believe in alien clones. No guns, no desks, no lost cell phones. No abductions, no dogs to drown. You're always making St. Scully frown. The eps you write, the Philes let down. Those lost since Travellers and never found, and it's the same the whole net 'round. Give me back vampires, werewolves and ghosts...this mytharc stuff is an evil hoax, and if you're out there you'll perceive that my loyalty's here upon my sleeve. If there's one thing I don't believe in

it's you... Dear Chris.

it's you... Dear Chris.

Author: Reade

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