Xander opened the door and walked inside. He reached over and flicked the lights on. There was a note taped to the counter, which he picked up. "Hmm, Xavy's sleeping over at Sophie's." Xander put the note down and continued walking. Crunch! "Damn egg." Xander reached down to pick up the remains of a purple plastic egg. Only then did he notice the note inside. It said: Follow the eggs.
Xander looked in front of him and was met with a trail of plastic eggs. He reached the next one. The note inside it said: Take off you shirt and move along. Xander smiled and unbuttoned his shirt. He threw it, along with the orange egg onto the floor.
The next egg was blue. It's note said: Off goes the belt! Xander chuckled and took off his belt. A yellow egg instructed him to remove his pants, and a green one his socks. The next one in line was a bright pink one. It told him to remove his boxers. Now Xander was completely naked, and there were only two eggs left.
He picked up the red one and a note and an orange condom fell out. The note said: Put it on lover. The last egg told him to go inside his bedroom. Xander opened the door and walked in.
Angelus was sitting on the bed. Xander had to laugh. He was wearing nothing but bunny ears and a bunny tail. He smiled and said, "Hop on over here and bring your big man carrot o'love."