Sex Jokes

Q: Why did the condom fly across the room?
A: It got pissed off.
(GreenD14)

Q: How do you know if your sperm count is good?
A: If she has to chew before she swallows.
(Spyder8320)

A couple are driving down the road. They see a sign that says LIve Sex on stage. They look at each other and they get front row tickets. There is a man siting on a couch and a woman sitting on another. She throws doughnuts on his long cock and he throws grapes in her pussy. The couple leave and the guy says, "That looks fun, lets try it." So they pull into a store and buy a pack of lifesavers and ten grape fruits.
(Spyder8320)

4 KINDS OF SEX

HOUSE SEX: When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in
every room.

BEDROOM SEX: After you have been married for a while you just have sex in
the bedroom.

HALL SEX: After you have been married for many, many years, you just pass
each other in the hall and say, "F**K YOU"

COURTROOM SEX: Your wife and her lawyer fuck you in the divorce court in
front of lots of people for every penny you've got
(sjanes16)