Gongratulations on arriving here! It was no easy task! I find games like this are necessary when one spends a lot of time on the web. It keeps your brain from decaying! Now, as you may, or may not have guessed, I'm a bit crazy! This may have also led you to the assumtion that I don't have a lot of friends, which is both true and sad! However, lucky for you, all that time I spend by myself has left me with a giant arsenal of great web pages. Yes, you heard me right! What once took me hours and days of hardwork to find is now right here, for your viewing pleasure! Before you go any where: Have you signed my guestbook? Now that that's taken care of, on with the links! ('Cause I know you just can't wait to get outa here!!)
GWAPES Central
I'm sure you now have tons of questions burning in your mind, like what is GWAPES, and how can I join!! Well friend, go to this link and find out! (I'll give you a hint: It has something to do with Garrett Wang, cheese, and crayons! Intrigued? Then go, go, GO!)
Angelfire
Not only did these fantastic people give me free web space, but they also have a very cool name!! ANGELFIRE it sounds sorta gothic, and mysterious! Cool! If you want to be a super hip chick like me, go here and start up your own page!! When you do that be sure to check out Cool Text I made all my neat glowing signs there!
How to Keep an Idiot Busy
Not that I think you're an idiot or anything! *snicker, snicker* I think the title of this page says it all!!
FOLKS
This is my other site. FOLKS stands for Federation Of Lt. Kim Supporters. It's based on my favorite character on Voyager, that would be Harry- getting a promotion. A promotion which he deserves so very much!! Go here and support my cause! (Or at least check out the cool site! I've spent hours working on it!)
Midi Karaoke
OK, I admit it- I can't sing! But it's so much fun to belt out these fun Karaoke tunes that I just ignore the blindingly obvious and annoy everyone within a one mile radius of my house! And now you can too!
Slap a Spicegirl
Perhaps it's the very fact that I can't sing that I find it so satisfying to slap the spicegirls! (I don't know if that's because they can't sing either and they're millionaires, or because they can sing AND they're millionaires! Either way, I feel very bitter!) This is also a great way to get back at Ginger for leaving, since she was the cool factor of the all mighty spiceys, she's now left the rest of the world with four very annoying women! Note: This link may take you on a wild goose chase of links to find the actual game. It's in the middle of moving locations right now (I know! RL is so annoying!) If you get word of it's final destination, drop me a line!
Very Crazy Productions This is a vey crazy site! When I am in a very crazy mood, I always head on over to verycrazy.com! Some of the very crazy things on this site are Dr. Crazy (a faboo- and cheap- shrink!) the 100 most crazy guestbook entries, and the very crazy sites tour! WARNING: This site is only for the very crazy!!
The Worthless Page This page is Mecca for the insane!! (Like me! And possibly you, if you've stuck around this long!) It has some of the funniest sites I have seen in my life! Including The Marshmallow Bunny Survival Tests, The Fridge Cam, and the ever tantalizing Big Green Button!
The Girl Scouts of America OK, time to get all sappy and serious! Girl Scouts is a wonderful (note how I emphasize "wonderful!") organization that helps girls discover themselves and their community. I've been a Scout for 7 years and I absolutly love it! (No, not all girl scouts turn out crazy, but I would have never had so much self esteem without them!) While you're at it, why not check out The Boy Scouts too! I'm an explorer (Yes, Girls can join if they're ages 14-20) and the BSA offers lots of opportunities to us!
KeithHayes.com
"Would you like to be my neighbor?" Then visit my dad's site! (I designed it! YAYAYAY!! I know, It's pure genius!) If you want to move to Utah so you can meet me and me my best friend in the world, he'll fix you up. And if you want to move out of Utah to make sure you'll never meet me, well, he can help you with that too!
The Internet Movie Database If you're anything like my mom (and I sincerely hope your not, since she's very annoying) you freak out when you see an actor in a movie and don't know who it is! Never fear! Go to the IMDB and check it out! (This site also has cool quotes from movies and tells you about bloopers and trivia from movies! Ie: Did you know that Paul Verhoven directed the coed shower scene in Starship Troopers naked so the actors would feel more at ease?)
My FriendsYeah, I've got a few friends (believe it or not!!) And a few of them have web sites of their own, so go ahead and visit them!! GO NOW!!! *The Booming voice of Bartok comes from the heavens* "I'll tell you what, sir! Go check out Pepper's friend's sites, don't ya know?"
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Take me back to the insanity!!