Rocky Horror Hardcorps
Rocky is an acknowledged phenomenon. Because of sick freaks like you, sick freaks like us have a reason to put on lingerie--even if we're boys. For the past 30 years, it's the fans who have kept the show alive.
Things every Virgin should know
The second-most common question asked by virgins is: "What should I bring to the show?" (The most common being: "What the fuck is going on?") Fret no more, virgins! Here's how we do things nowadays.
Since the Tower Theater has remodeled, We have been selling our own Tranny Packs. (They don't want us to trash the theater as bad anymore!) This is a list of what it will contain.
Rice...during the wedding scene, duh!
You CAN bring your own squirt gun or bottle (NO supersoakers!)...AFTER Brad and janet exit the car and wander around in the rain. (it doesn't rain in the car, virgins!).
Newspaper...Janet uses it to keep the rain off. (Buy an umbrella you cheap bitch!
You CAN bring a flashlight..."There's a light" Remember to turn off flashlights when they sing "in the DARKNESS"
Balloons...the second half of "Toucha Toucha" when Rocky grabs Janet's boobs and mauls them. A special note for virgins...you blow up the balloons and rub them. (just in case you can't figure this one out on your own.)
Toast..."A toast!" during the dinner scene.
Playing cards..."Cards for sorrow, cards for pain" during Frank's swan song.
We throw rolls of toilet paper when Dr. Scott crashes through the wall. "Great Scott!"
What NOT to bring
Your own props! The Tower forbids this and we will strip search if we have to,(please let us!) to find whatever you might be smuggling in. (like alcohol!) Sorry, kids...you'll have to do your drinking in the parking lot. If you are caught smuggling booze in, it will be confiscated and you will be forced to watch while we drink it.
All persons are subject to search at the door. If you'd just like a free feel, tell us you're hiding something but don't tell us where!
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