26 reasons why Star Wars is better than Titanic

1. Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive.

2. Star Wars has WAY cooler action figure potential.

3. Yoda could use the Force to lift Titanic out of the water.

4. Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi
  material; Rose is just marriage bait.

5. Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage.

6. When flying towards the Titanic, Wedge can't say "Look at the
size of that thing!" and really mean it.

7. It would be much scarier to get chased around the boat by a
raving madman with a lightsaber as opposed to a handgun.

8a. Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as
sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by
promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral.

8b. Said bug-eyed amphibious Admiral manages NOT to lose his ship.

9. We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor
and treats his fiancee like property. We  know Darth Vader is
the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up planets for fun.

10. Yeah, Leo can dance, but can he fly an X-wing?

11. People have not lost their lives trying to recreate scenes
  from Star Wars on the bow of a cruise liner.

12. Rose braves icy water to rescue her man. Leia braves Jabba
the Hutt.

13. Two words: John Williams.

14. There are always enough escape pods in Star Wars.

15. Do you know what the Empire does to self-proclaimed
"kings of the world"?

16. If Luke were handcuffed to a pipe below decks in a
sinking ship, he would use the Force to get the key.

17. "I'd rather be his whore than your wife," just doesn't have
the same sting as "I'd rather kiss a Wookiee."

18. Han is frozen in carbonite and turned into a wall ornament.
Leo simply freezes.

19. Han Solo would've missed that dang iceberg!

20. We knew the boat was gonna sink. But who could've
anticipated, "Luke....I am your father."

21. Stormtroopers blast big holes in stupid minor characters;
 everyone in Titanic was a stupid minor         character.

22. Dead people have that cool glow around them in Star Wars.
In Titanic, dead people just have little hungry fish around them.

23. When Star Wars was proclaimed coolest movie of all time
by half of planet earth, George Lucas did not make a fool of
himself at the Oscars.

24. 1977 special effects in Star Wars still more believable than
those stupid computer shots of the Titanic.

25. Titanic morals = gamble, cheat on your fiancče, pose nude
for pictures, premarital sex is OK if you're in love, etc.
 Star Wars morals = fight evil, do  good, respect all life even
if it's ugly and slithers, rescue princess, save planet.

26. R2D2 - enough said