A lost brain



Hey .... if you still didn't find the damn immigrant, here i am! okay, okay, call me Tuca... Tuca Bazooka, Tuna, Tuba, Tudi Fruti, Tucers, Tucster, Tucan, Tucaman, Tchuca, Puka... god people seriously gave me so many nicknames over my own nickname.So yeah my real name is Bob Marley... i mean Stefania.

Sink me...i'm not good with web pages...

First iI would like to thank Ann, Bob and Katie who were really good about having me over at their house as an exchange student. I will forever be thankful, b/c of the chance they gave me i learned about myself, the american culture, the world and basically everything that surrounds me. Thank you.

My real parents... they were wonderful about letting me "go out to the world". Thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Okay, okay... reading this you will find out some of my adventures where i lived for an yr (1998 -1999) in US, Traverse City, Michigan.What a blast that was! First off, gotta be February 15th, 1999 when i spent the whole day with my best friend, Mandy, walking around town with a bag full of books and the wind cutting our faces off, we went everywhere that day, from the library to playgrounds to Cemetery to end up at and AIDS Peer Outreach group meeting.

Other awesome day was May 4th, 1999 when we went to the Sand Dunes, Becky, Mandy, Jennelle and I for hours walking up and down those freaking dunes and NOT finding Lake Michigan at all.... i was tired and pissed and i just wanted to cry... well i just wanted to swim. We did after we drove to Lake Michigan and went to this place where i saw the prettiest Sunset ever... i will never forget that day.

Anyway... i had other adventures...let's scan over them. Having pizza in the Pavillions (that would be a Nursing home, where i used to volunteer) parking garage at 10:30pm on a sunday night, falling at the civic center that time, rollerblading my ass off across town just because i didn't have a ride and i wanted to see my friends, having doritos in the rain at the hospital's parking lot, going to the mall once in awhile during winter because my friends and i had nothing better to do, oh yeah, that time i left a tampon in the mall's table was quite funny, and that putting my socks inside my pants and walking in the mall and seen homie g's reactions was pretty funny, going to the Cemetery like everyday because it is the prettiest place ever as well as the State Hospital, TAMPAX POWER!!! even though they rape me... pads are better. Riding a bike for me is dangerous... so is Mandy skateboarding and Jennelle riding this tube/skate thing...

But hey, how could i forget the mighty mighty Chinese fire-drill we used to do?! that was great.

Swimming at TC bay in may is cold..but it feels good... Jennelle couldn't move her legs that time... we thought we had to call 911...hehehe.
by the way... 922 is the salad patrol, 944 the tampax patrol, 977 the immigrant patrol.

We did use to have Orgy Festivals the first saturday and last of the month... i'm not really sure if they still happen..but call our "central phone line" if u wanna be a part: 1800 Orgy For Free.

Here are some unforgetable quotes i said during the yr...

"Kill Dick", "Josie grocery store", "Josie's groceries are falling out of the bag", "Susie the chocolate eater", "Just Breathe", "OH SHIT!"..."I seriously think you should go run naked around your block" (poor lady that i prank called that day, she was nice, we held a really interesting conversation)
"... but it is not our fault Nick cares we have feelings."

And how could i ever forget that song at Solid Rock cafe where the lady that sang sounded like "GET IT UP, GET IT UP, ITS NOT HARD ENOUGH!!!" (not good for such a Christian Cafe, huh?!)

Here's what my friends enjoyed listen to me say, just to have the pleasure to hear my cute accent..hehehe...
"We all have to borp under the three trees with mandy and andy eating candy and listening to Green Day in the freezing month of January..."
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Enough with quotes.... ;)

ORGY festival is coming up or isn't it? i should call it... collect call...no $ to afford an international call at the moment...

Okay here is one of the funniest things that happened to me in US....my friends locked me in a Port-a-Potty and i had the power of not realizing i could've open by the inside of it!! LoL! I have all videotaped and everytime i think about it, i laugh my ass off..all those people at the Open Space really didn't care i was screaming "help"...it was a really funny experience...

Ranch Doritos make me sick........ i do LOVE Mt. Dew... it makes me pee ALOT... it makes me go to the bathroom like every 2 sec. i love water though...

And i send "hi" to both "Steve"...

Loveline is quite an interesting and funny show!

Here in my tree house... my monkeys are calling me... HEY! Brasil isn't this big jungle that everyone thinks, do u understand?

Those homie g's at the mall thought we had a problem with their system... well it is not my fault they drive their stupid trucks with their system blowing up.

Wrestling with Jennelle in the cemetery was dangerous, so was wrestling with Mandy in the water...
It bizarre how i always end up with bird poop over me...

Oh, "Mint car" by The Cure is my song.... at least it describes what i felt when i was in US.

If you have a problem with my system, please call me... 1800 i dont give a crap. thanks.

I think the thing i most miss from US is that i was 100% Tuca... and everyone loved me just the same.;). But, we are all under the same big blue sky and remember that I will always have each and everyone of you in US who i love and admire in my heart and mind. And the friendships that are really true will survive through the distance we have between us.

Going to go... Tchau!

Email: pinkstar@antisocial.com