Verse-
G C
Theres a cold piece of pizza in the fridge if you want it
G D
A stale glass of beer on the table by the playboys
C G C G
Did you see miss March? God, she looks so young
Chorus-
D C G
The single life, it sure is fun
Bridge-
D F
Well I am still a young man
D F
It's really pretty cool
D F
My friends their old and married
C D
What a bunch of stupid fools
Golds Gym Guy
Chorus-
G
Why you going out with that Gold's Gym Guy
C G
I saw you kissing him on the 4th of July
D
Baby can't you see I've got tears in my eyes
C G
Why you going out with that Golds Gym Guy
Verse-
G D
Baby's got a thing for muscle bound jocks
C G
I collapse a lung just taking off my socks
G D
I'm hold up in the closet and I'm petting my fox
C
She treats me like I got a bad case of small cocks, but
Picking patern(incomplete)
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Pitbull(incomplete)
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Intro-
A G D (4x)
Chorus-
A D A
My boyfriend, he's so sexy
D A D A G D A
He takes me all the way to mexico
A G D
A D A
He don't care if I dance with other fellas
D A D A G D A
He's a gentle bear, he ain't a big gorilla no
Verse-
G D
We could eat French Food or hit a greasy diner
G D
He can guzzle beer of something finer
G D
You give me any greif he'll give you a shiner
F#m G
He's as tough as an old coal miner
G G A
And best of all, he ain't no snivelin' whiner
I Want To Learn About Love
Verse-
G D
My mouth was just as dry as the tampon dispenser
C D G
In the womans bathroom in the Oceanside bus station
Pre Chorus-
C D
But the police did arrive
Chorus-
C C
But I want to learn about love
D D
Yeah I want to learn about love
Bridge-
A# C
Well I cruised the red light zone
A# C
But I still felt all alone
A# C
And I turned a nasty trick
A# C
And I drank till I got sick
D C G
I'm sick I'm sick I'm so sick
Football Tonite(White Trash On Parade)
Intro/Chorus-
G5
Sweep up the kitchen
F5
Hurry and do the dishes
C5
Bring me a beer
G5 G5 A#5 C5 G5
Maybe I'll let you go out with your other bitches
G5
Sweep up the kitchen
C5
Fetch me the remote control
G5 G5 A#5 C5 G5
We got football tonight
Verse-
G5 F5
Did I tell you last week when you cooked for me
C5 G5
That fried chicken was a little bit too greasy
G5 F5
Them carrots that you cooked weren't boiled enough
C5 G5
Now when you gonna do something right get off your duff
Hitch Hiker Joe
Entire Song: G Asus2 C D
You Should Have Told Me
Verse-
G F C
G F C
I sit here all alone and I'm feeling green
G F C
I press play on your god damn phone machine
G F C
His nasal whine follows me through the door
G F C
His teeth are so nice they look good on the floor
Chorus-
G
You should have told me
D
They should have told me
C
Christ you should have told me after all those years I spend
G
praying to you
D
On my knees in my room
C
back in Palm Springs, yeah yeah yeah
Me and Eddie Vedder
A5 G5 A5
A5 G5 A5
Houses of the Ho-ly
A5 G5 A5
Was an album by Led Zepplin
A5 G5 A5
I bought it on 8 track
A5 G5 Em
Not on CD
Em G5
Fades out in the middle
G5 A5
The way an 8 tracks suppose too
A5
The way an 8 tracks suppose too...
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