Hey out there, this is joint project story (warning you now).
Also, let's get this straight now WE DON'T OWN THE THUNDERCATS OR ANY OTHER RELATED CHARATCERS!!
We are just borrowing them for the sake of the story (come on, a Thunderctas story without
Thundercats charactersm how pathetic huh?)

Okay, we have put our heads together to create this mixed up story about how we pop into
the Thundercats realm and litterly make fun of the Villains, in hopes that they'll be so
depressed that they won't fight any more.

"Litterly, ha ha!" Anya
"Anya!" Sorry, I have a somewhat of a british accent when I say that.
He he <stiffles giggles>
<moans>

So, sit back and relazx as our deranged minds put on this little show we have cooked up for you.
OKAY CHARLIE! ROLL THE FILM!

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Bashing the Villians by
Angel and Anya

A Thundercats FanFic
Rating: PG 13 - R
giving you fair warning now folks so better turn back now while you can
(note: this takes place not to long after Tarnished Memeories)

Part 1- The Torment Begins

We see Angela and Sophia going through a bunch of dusty old books in the lowest level of
the Mansion of Time. Suddenly, Angela finds something in an ancient language.

"Sophia, caome check this out," Angela said. Sophia came over to the table Angela was sitting
at from the bookshelf where she was catalougeing books.
"What is it?" Sophia asked, looking at what Angela had the book open to. It was something a
page long and written in dark red ink, almost as if it was blood. Sophia whistles.
"This is written in a very ancient language Angela," looking at the writting.
"Can you translate it?" Angela asked as Sopia sat next to her. Sophia trailed her finger under
the words as Angela held up the book so she could see the words.

"Guaridians of time and space
Lift the veil bwtween the worlds
We ask this of you in our time of need
We ask you to send to use in this world
Those from another realm, similar to our own
Bring them here to perform our tasks
And we offer you these blood stained words
To hasten their journy to our realm
This we ask of you Gods and Goddesses
Of the heavens and Earths," Sophia translated.

When she finished speaking these words, the words glowed and strong winds picked up in the
libary. The two girls held the book in their hands as best they could as the pages were blown
around. Outside, clouds covered all the skys on Third Earth and in a area far from the Forest
of Time and Cat's Lair, a portal opened and two female figures dropped out. Once they touched
the ground, the chaos ended inside and outside the Mansion. Sophia and Angela looked at each
other for a moment in silence.
"Lion-O!" they bothshouted as they phased over to Cat's Lair together. Biy, were they going
to be in trouble.

Meanwhile, the two girls were getting up and having a look around at the place they landed.
"Gods Alive, what the hell just happened?" asked the golden blonde haired girl, as she worked
out some kins from the fall.
"Ho the fuck should I know?" asked the almost white hair girl as she slowly got up with
ease. The blonde looked at her and gasped.
"Anya! You've changed!" the blonde said. Anya looked confussed then looked at her reflection in
a near by pond.

The one we now as Anya (HELLO!) was considerably slim with a atheletic built body. Her almost
white hair was long and reached to the middle of her back. She wore a tight red corset top with
black lace ups in the front. Deep crimson lace was stretched over the cover of the corset. Tight
black leather encased her legs and zippers of silver on the sides of the lower legs from the calf
down. She also had on black leather boots with an almost stilletto heel. Around her waist on the
exposed middrift was a silver chain with heart designs.

Anya looked over at her friend and smirked.
"It looks as if you've changed a bit as well," Anya said. Angel blinked twice in confussion
and looked herself over. She had slim arms and legs, but was a little chubby. Her blonde hair
was shoulder length and pulled up into two sute pig tails with green tips. She wore blue jean
shorts with many pockets, knee high black leath boots that laced up the side with hunter green
silk ribbions, and a corcet halter taop that was green with balck embrodery that laced up the
front with a silk cord. Her eyes were now a stunning said of green, complimented by her outfit.
She wore two pair of gold hoops, the bottom pair slightly larger than the other, a ring with a
green tiger's eye geenn on her right ring finger, and a balck chocker that had a seven pointed
star pendant haning from it. Off to her right she suddenly noticed her staff, Rosehart lying on
ground and bent down to lift it to her side.

"Weren't we just in you room a moment ago trying to call someone to our place?" Angel asked.
"Yes, but something must of went wrong and we were sent to their realm instead," Anya said.
Angel began to think about this then noticed some puffs of smoke over the top of a big hill.
"Look, smoke," Angel said.
"Great, that means there's people here. Let's go see if they can help us," Anya said and
moved ahead of Angel. When Anya got to the top of the hill, she has a confussed look on her
face.
"Mane?" Angel asked (I love Japanese, but speak very little of it) and looked to where Anya
was looking.
"We've got to be on Planet of the Apes or something," Anya said, looking at the strange little
village below. Angel just gasped in shock and Anya looked at her.
"What?" Anya asked.
"Oh my gods. Anya, guess where we are?" Angel said, her voice slowly raiseing in excitement.
Anya was not liking the sound of that.
"No, where?" Anya asked. A smile curled on Angel's face.
"We're on Third Earth!" Angel said. Anya's face dropped.
"You mean to tell me..." Anya started. Angel nodded very happily.
"We're in the Thundercats relam!" Angel shouted, her voice echoing.
"Shhhh! Do you want everyone to know we're here?" Anya said, mortified at Angel's excitment.
Angel took a few breaths and put on a sad child face.
"Sorrwe," Angel said. Anya moans, as she goes back down the hill.

"We must have been called by someone in this realm then," Angel said.
"No shit shirlock," Anya mummbled. Angel gasped at this.
"Sorry, but this is the last palce I'd like to be called to," Anya said.
"I know, you're not the biggest Thundercats fan in the world. But we can still have some fun
while we are here," Angel said, a new smile curling on her lips. Anya's face went very pale
right then.
"You don't mean...? Ewwwwwwww!" Anya said.
"Huh? Oh! No! That's the last thing I would do honey...though I have a few ideas..." Angel
trailed off.
"Then what?" Anya asked. Angel looked at her with the most wickest smile Anya has ever
seen on her face before.
"Let's go make fun of the bad guys. I ALWAYS wanted to do that and see if I could get away with
it," Angel said. Anya began to perk up. Angel has been getting her into making fun of the
villians and this was a pick up from what looked like a bad sitaution to her.
"So, who do you want to start with?" Anya asked. Angel crossed her arms, under her perked
breasts.

"Who in the Nine Hells do you think?" Angel asked. Anya moaned.
"Angel! I swear you're obsessed with that decreptid old mummy," Anya said.
"What!?!?!" Angel said with a grin. Anya moaned once more.
"I would have thought you would want to try one of the eaiser groups," Anya said. Anya giggled
and wrapped her right arm around Anya's shoulder.
"That's the thing, he's going to bea bit harder to do this to, and that's the sweet challenge
about it. So, what do you say?" Angel asked.
"I don't know," Anya said, not realy sure about this now. Angel cocked an eye at her then
sighed.

"Anya, we are sorceresses. We are pure magick! We do this! Besides, it's not like he can really
stop us," Angel said, with a light laugh on the last part. Anya perked up now.
"Yeah let's go have some fun before they send us back or whatever," Anya said.
"That's the spirit. Now, I have some ideas so let's get somethings before we go," Angel said
and began to lead the way.
"Uh, are you sure you know where you're going?" Anya asked.
"Of course I do," Angel said. Anya sighed and had a very bad feeling about this.

Meanwhile, Angela and Sophia were getting the yelling of their lifetime.
"I can't believe you casted such a spell!"
"You scared us half to death!"
"What do you mean you called something here!"
The qusetions and reprimands were thrown at them a mile a minuet. They just stood there and took
for a moment, but Sophia's knees buckled as Angela had to suport her as she wept violently
which silenced the Thundercats with shock. They had NEVER seen Sophia cry like this before.
NEVER! And Angela was not happy about this.
"There, are you happy now?" Angela demanded, glaring at them all. They began to feel guilty as
Angela calmed her down and Sophia wiped away the tears.

"We're sorry, but you two have really caused an uproar with that spell," Lion-O said.
"We know that, that's why we came to you all in the first place. We need your help," Angela said,
causing another pang of guilt. Angela sat Sophia down in a nearby chair.
"What was that spell that you casted?" Cheetara asked.
"A summoning spell. It's very old and very risky. Since it didn't say who or what to call,
just about anything or anyone could be called...and be dropped just about anywheres," Sophia
said.

"How does it work?" Tygra asked.
"Well, this one was written in blood which charged the spell and drew the...things here.
Normally, when a person is called to another ralm. Time frezzes where they are from and they
become ghostly in the relam they are called to. But this time, the things that we called here
will be physical and have whatever powers they had in their realm," Sophia said.
"And we have no clue what their nature is," Angela said. There was silence for awhile.
"We'll keep an eye out for anything usual, have the people here report if they see
anything strange, or somone they don't know, or something that doesn't belong here,"
Lion-o said, and everyone agreed with that. Then her turned to the two angels.
"Can you two find a way to send whatever it is out there back?" Lion-o asked.
"Yes," they both nodded.
"Great. Let's get to work on this then," he said and they left the room.

Later, close to sunset.
Anya and Angel are at the Black Pyramid with some baskets or some foods and berries.
"Do you really think we should do this?" Anya asked.
"Y..yes," Angel said. The place was giving them both the creeps, but they had to go through it
now. The moment they entered the crypt, they were greeted by MarrMutt.
"Ahh!" Anya shouted as he tried to pounce on her, but Angel stood in the way and cuaght him.
"Easy boy, we're not goig to hurt anyone," Angel said as she held the growling dog in her arms.
Anya just kept away, pressing herself to the wall in fear.
"Anya, calm down. You're fear is agitating him," Angel said. Anya gulped.
"If you say so," Anya said and took deep breaths, slowly working her fear down. As she did so,
Angel stroked the dog and held out a treat for him. MarrMutt smelt it and took it happily.
Angel smiled an patted the dog on the head.

"That's a good little guard dog. Now, if you keep quiet about us, there'll be plenty more
where that came from," Angel said. MarrMutt yipped happily about this and went off to enjoy his
treat. Anya was surprised by this.
"Wow," she said. Angel shrugged.
"I have a way with dogs. Come on, we've got to hurry," Angel said, picking back up a basket.
"Right," Anya said and grabbed the other one. After they were safly hidden away, the girls
grabbed some of the the berries and paints they were able to grab from various places.
"Let's have some fun," Angel said and looked up at the statues.
"It's going to be a long climb," Anya said.
"I know. I wish we could fly somehow," Angel said and suddenly levitated up to the face of
one of the statues. Anya was surprised at first then found she could do it as well.

"Sweet!" Anya said and Angel smiled.
"It looks as if our powers are stronger here," Angel said, with a smile as she began to paint
on the face quietly.
"I think I'm going to like this," Anya said and got to work on the crocodile with a smirk.

Hours later, Mummra woke from his sleep and crawled out of his coffin (SARCOFAGUS!) (whatever)
and walked over to his cauldron of bubbling purple waters. We started to conjure images in it's
waters but then noticed that smothing was dripping onto the rim of the water. He looked up
and gasped.
The faces of the statues of the Spirits of Evil had been painted with a rainbow of colors
and had various artwork (or grafite, how ever you see it) all over the heads, chests, and
back.

"What on Third Earth is going on here?" Mummra demanded. He tried to conjure up a replay of what
happened and he couldn't. In the shadows, the girls stiffles back giggles. They had used thier
magic to hide themselves from him. (Oh boy, are we going to have fun with him folks) (he he he)
"MarrMutt!" Mummra yelled and his hound came from another area. The two girls went silent,
the moment of truth was coming.
"MarrMutt, did you see who did that?" Mummra asked. The dog shook his head as he whined.
"Bahh! You're no use," Mummra said as the girl let out a sigh of releif, their secret was
safe...for now. As Mummra began to broad over who or what had been in his crpty, the girls
crawled back into their secret room for a mini celbration.

"Operation MakeOver complete!" Angel said and they quietly slapped high fives.
"I just know we are going to have some fun with grape face back there," Angel said, a wild
smirk forming on her face at the mention of the name.
"Oh yeah, and I have some ideas of how to toture him as well," Anya said, beaming with
inspiration and hysteria.
"Oh oh! Spill spill!" Angel said.
"Shhh!" Anya said and Angel covered her mouth as Anya told her all the ideas she had.

One thing's for sure, this was going to be a interesting visit.
(he he he) (bwa ha ha ha <evil luagh>) (oh my gods, Angel) (blushes) (moans)

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Well, there's part one of out little mini series

"Whatch ya think? Whatch ya think? Watchya think?" Angel
"Calm down chicky, they'll tell us when they want to." Anya
"Awww! But I want to know now!" Angel
Anya moans as Angel giggles. Gods save us.

Continued...