Darkslayer Part Three: Candyfruit Pie, Good Advice, and Culture Shock
      The next morning, after breakfast and goodbyes, Ardua hopped onto her electra charger and programmed the coordinates of the Valley of Snarfs into her navicomputer.  As the auto pilot controlled her craft, Ardua enjoyed the sights of her beloved Thundera.  As a control officer all Ardua mostly ever saw was space, city streets, and a lot of gray buildings.  Here on New Thundera, well planned cities gave way to lush green lands with brilliant reds, yellows, purples, the entire spectrum.   Ardua leaned her head back and felt her ponytail flap in the wind, the air was so cool and clean, she hated the fact that she would have to return to control in a few short weeks.
      As Ardua's bike neared Wilykit and Brod's farmhouse she switched to manual control, the green landscape had given way to neatly arranged rows of berbil fruit trees, the sight of which was almost mesmerizing on a speeding electra charger.  Below in the orchards there were Snarfs, Jackalians, Monkians, and Reptilians working the trees, as she sped by some waved and she waved back.
      Ardua scouted around the farmhouse looking for a place to land, Wilykit inside heard the noise and stopped work to look out the window.  Wilykit had been cooking all morning in anticipation of Ardua's arrival, she loved Ardua almost as much as her own, and had a strong bond to her, their lives were almost parallel.
      Wilykit exited the door and with a wide smile and outstretched arms and walked towards Ardua.  Thorn, Keena and Tark's pet saber-toothed cat pawed at the front door whining, Wilykit turned in time to see a blur of purplish blue bound through the door, tearing it off the hinges, scramble down the steps, and gallop towards Ardua with great speed.  "No, NO, THORN!" Screamed Wilykit.  The cat knocked Ardua down and assaulted her with a barrage of wet, sandpapery kisses.  "Thorn, get off of her! Bad kitty! BAD, BAD, BAD!"  Ardua was laughing because of Wilykit's irate scolding and Thorn's tickling.
      "Thorn, do you want squirt squirt?"  Thorn scrambled away and Wilykit helped her up. "I'm sorry, Ardua that stupid cat does that to everyone!" Ardua wiped her face and asked, "What's squirt squirt?"  Thorn heard the dread phrase again, then ran and hid in a bunch of bushes next to the porch steps.  "Oh," Continued Wilykit, "it's just a water bottle we use to correct Thorn with. When he's bad we give him a little spritz with it. We started using it after he tore up a bed mattress and chewed the corner off of a door.  We usually just have to say it to make him stop being naughty."  Ardua looked at Wilykit funny.  "It doesn't hurt him it just gets him a little damp!"  Ardua smiled and picked her bag up off of the bike and began to carry it inside. "Here," Said Wilykit,"let me get that for you."  As Wilykit took the bag from Ardua it immediately fell to the ground, Wilykit looked at her friend.  "Girl, what is in here?"  Ardua picked the bag up off of the ground and walked into the house with Wilykit. "Oh, um, boomslang, skatternets, zip cages, helmet, restricting ray cuffs. I thought that the kids would like to see how some of my evil chaser gadgets work." The couple walked up the steps to the second level of the house.  Ardua looked to the left and saw a room that looked like a wild storm had hit it.  Wilykit laughed and closed the door. "Oh, Ardua don't even look in there! I told those two to clean their room. I guess Snarf is having his revenge, because Wilykat and I were messy for him. They get it honest, I guess.  Keena and Tark were so excited you were coming today that they tried to fake being sick to get out of going to school.  Keena even went as far to put melted cheese in the toilet to simulate vomit. Well," Said Ardua haltingly, "it's nice to be loved."  Wilykit led Ardua to the last room down the hallway.  "Well,'Dua this is your room.  Brod will be in shortly to see you, and there will be candyfruit pie in a few moments, so when you get settled, come on down."  Wilykit smiled and left.  As Ardua unpacked she heard Brod and Wilykit speak. "Kitten, what happened to the door? Thorn happened to the door, sweetie. Stupid cat, where's our esteemed visitor, Kitten?"
      Ardua walked the hallway and down the stairs.  "I don't think I would say esteemed, Brod. 'Dua!"  Brod and Ardua hugged and laughed.  "It's so good to have you here." Wilykit stuck her head out of the kitchen doorway. "Who wants candyfruit pie? I do, I do!" Said Brod in a child like fashion. "I do too!" Ardua said, as she followed Brod into the kitchen.  Ardua looked at Brod as he wrapped his arms around Wilykit and kissed her cheek. He was a muscular, hulking man but soft spoken and gentle, he and Wilykit really seemed to be in love, he wasn't too bad looking either, for a Jackalman.
      Kitten, I had to call Bengali in Jaga city, his son Tyger is bringing a part for cultivator number five, it has a crack in it.  I can weld it." Said Ardua to Brod. "No, thank you but, this part receives a lot of wear, it is best to put a new one on."  Wilykit set a large slice of pie, and a glass of milk in front of Brod and tickled his ear, he giggled, and began to eat quickly, a behavior learned when he was a slave on Plundarr.
      Wilykit smiled and looked at Ardua, "Tyger is such a nice young man."  Wilykit set a smaller piece of pie in front of Ardua and a glass of cold water and noticed her red face. "You remember?  Oh yes, Snarf called me this morning to remind me you can't have dairy products." Ardua leaned back and laughed, soon all three were .  Wilykit sat down and began eating her own slice of pie, Brod got up and wiped his mouth and began taking pies outside for the workers.
      "Is he going to eat those 'Kit? No, he wouldn't be above trying though, sometimes I think that man doesn't even taste his food. I remember when the slave ship he was on landed here, they thought the Thundercats were going to kill them for sure, but then were surprised when Snarf cooked and fed them all until they almost popped.  Brod was skin and bones, he wasn't even able to feed himself, so Snarf and I nursed him and a few others back to health. Yes," said Ardua, "I can barely remember that." Wilykit's eyes darkened. "Bastards," Wilykit said with a hiss. "how can people do things like trade in slaves? And their own people too!" Ardua shook her head.
      A few moments passed and 'Kit's brow softened. "Well anyway I hope I made enough for everyone, fifty-six workers and ten pies cut six ways makes sixty slices, if," Added Wilykit," Brod doesn't sample." Ardua smiled and asked, "How long have you two been married? Twelve and a half years.  You guys act like newlyweds. Well," Said Wilykit with a smile. "we argue about silly things but we get along pretty well, I think." Wilykit looked at Ardua, searching for the right words. "Ardua? Do you have a special fellow? Someone you like? Well no, but" Said Ardua cautiously. "that's why I wanted to come see you so soon, for some advice, maybe. I'm starting to look at someone in a different light. Really," Said Wilykit, "anyone I know? Well, he's coming here, today." Ardua said sheepishly.  Wilykit smiled "You two would make a wonderful couple, you have always been close, haven't you? Not that close!" Said Ardua. Wilykit put her hand on Ardua's. "I see. You, see,'Kit, I made such a big deal about us staying just friends and I wouldn't want to ruin a perfectly good friendship with a failed romance, and besides," Ardua looked at the table, "i'm part Monkian." Wilykit thought for a moment. "Ardua, has Tyger expressed any interest in you? Yes, but I pushed him away. I think he might still, but i'm not sure.  Well, if he has expressed interest in you before, your being part Monkian doesn't matter to him." Wilykit took a deep breath. "Sometimes, 'Dua you just have to shut your eyes and jump. That's what Brod and I did and look what happened." Ardua looked away from Wilykit."I wouldn't want any children, though. Oh, I understand, Brod didn't want to have children either, and I wanted kittens so badly I didn't know what to do. Well," Said Ardua. "you two adopted so you have kittens." Wilykit looked at Ardua gently. "No, Ardua Keena and Tark are Brod's." Ardua looked dumbfounded, but was not about to ask how that came about. Wilykit smiled and said, "Jaguara and nameless others helped us, and let's leave it at that."
      Ardua sat in silence, still pondering the new mystery. Wilykit quickly changed the subject. "Besides, Ardua being part Monkian does have it's benefits, Thundranium doesn't affect you, and you are as strong as the average Thunderian male, maybe even stronger. Yes," Said Ardua, "but none of those things make me dateable! Well, maybe Tyger thinks you are quite a catch, and would be ecstatically happy with you. You deserve to be happy, and to have someone special. You deserve Tyger because you have put up with him the longest!" That statement made Ardua laugh for an extended period. Wilykit's expression turned serious.  "If you care anything at all about that boy, you will tell him, don't even wait for him just tell him how you feel and let things progress in their own way. If you continue to push him away, I guarantee you he will look elsewhere, and you will be faced with the question of  "what if?" Wilykit paused then continued, "Ardua, i'm not trying to tell you how to run your personal life, but i've seen what regret in relation to love can do to someone.
      Regret is the most costly thing in any aspect of life Ardua, it is best to go ahead and take a risk."  Wilykit pat Ardua's hand "Let's go outside."  Wilykit and Ardua went outside and sat down on the steps and continued talking.  "'Kit, how did you know that you were in love with Brod?" Wilykit sat for a few moments and said, "I don't know if there was a precise moment when I fell in love with him, but I can tell you the moment I knew his love for me wasn't pure friendship. When?" Asked Ardua, interested. "Is that candy fruit tree still in the middle of the courtyard at Cat's Lair? Yes. Brod and I planted that tree.  We had a deal, I was interested in horticulture so, I taught Brod how to read and write, and he taught me everything he knew about plants, he was a farmer when he was a slave.  The day we planted that tree Brod looked at me with those big amber eyes and called me kitten. Now, Brod had always called me kitten since the days that I looked after him when he was sick, but that day, what I saw behind those eyes was love, true love, not possession, not pride, but love for me, the person, not the Thundercat.  Every time Brod said "kitten" he was saying I love you.  I thought about it for awhile, and I found that I cared for him too, and in the same way.  But Brod and I weren't always that close, I started spending a lot of time with him when he helped save me from a fate worse than death."
      Ardua sat up with even more interest. "What do you mean? 'Dua you were very young, and I was seriously seeing a man. I was young and dumb, I loved him and I thought he loved me, but he was after two things, Well," Said Ardua "I can guess one.  Yes," Continued Wilykit, "Power was the other.  Cheetara tried to warn me that he was not what he seemed, but I wouldn't listen, I charged forward headlong.  Eventually he asked me to marry, by then I could see what Cheetara tried to tell me, I told him it was too soon to make a big decision like that, we argued and he hit me, punched me actually, pretty hard too.  Brod was working in the courtyard that day so he saw everything.  Ardua, I wish you could have seen it.  Brod came flying out of the bushes then knocked and held Melik down, Brod was always so sweet and gentle, but at that moment he was drooling, his ears were lain back, he had his teeth bared, growling, and his eyes were black, I swear to the Gods black.  It frightened me, I think Melik wet himself.  Lion-O and Panthro saw the whole thing too and it took them both to pull Brod off of him. Both? Yes. Panthro kicked Melik out of the Lair and told him not to come back but he did.  Finally it took Tygra, Lion-O, Panthro and twenty palace guards to convince him not to return.
      I thought that was the last anyone would hear of him but I was wrong.  One night on the way home, Brod was attacked by Melik and some of his friends, they beat him within an inch of his life.  Anyway about six years after that happened, Brod and I were in love and decided to get married, everyone was shocked, to say the very least.  Wilykat wasn't too happy about it, but we had a long talk and I explained that Brod loved me, almost died over me, Melik was a full blood Thunderian and look at what a scumbag he turned out to be.  After that Wilykat became Brod's best buddy. When I told everyone of my intentions to renounce my title, Lion-O offered to anoint Brod, But he didn't want charity, and frankly neither did I.
      It wouldn't have been fair to the other Thundercats for me to be an hour away from Cat's Lair and not share in duties, and what is the point of being a Thundercat if you can't serve? Well, long story short, Brod and I decided to grow berbil fruit here in the Valley of Snarfs, after we got married.  At the reception of our wedding Tygra, Lion-O, Cheetara, Tygra, Bengali, and Pumyra gave us our first parcel of land to start with.  Over the years we have expanded, bought adjoining lands and have become one of the most productive farms in the area." Ardua sat listening entranced. Wilykit smiled. "All i'm saying is that things work themselves out. Okay i'm done preaching."
      The Plundarian and Snarf workers were through working for the day, and walked past Wilykit and Ardua, thanking Wilykit for the pie, and sat down to rest, the Jackalians huddled close to Wilykit. As they all sat and talked an old Monkian woman named Vida asked Ardua if she was married, when she was told no, Vida braided a small amount of hair in Ardua's ponytail and told her it was important for a young single Monkian woman to have it.  "What is the significance of the braid, Vida?" Asked Ardua. "Oh, my dear, it is a sign to males that you are eligible to be married.  When girls are eighteen years old, their mothers put this braid in their hair, if a girl attracts a male and marries him, he cuts off the braid and saves it, and later when a baby comes, the braid will be tied around the infant's wrist, to ward off evil."
      Ardua allowed the old woman to braid her hair, but thought it a little backwards to have such a custom.  "Are you close to taking a mate, child?" Asked the old woman.  "No. How old are you child? Twenty two." The other Monkian females, the younger ones especially, turned and looked at Ardua in surprise, and then apologized for her condition and offered to introduce her to some eligible males as soon as they could. Ardua didn't know what to say, thankfully Vida helped Ardua through the difficult situation.  "You see Ardua, Monkians marry early in life, you are considered, what is the phrase Wily kitten? Old maid, Vida." Wilykit said with a wicked grin.  Vida looked at her younger workmates, and explained Thunderian marriage rites and ages were different than theirs.  Wilykit looked down the road and said to Ardua, "Uh,oh, Ardua, batten down the hatches and prepare, to be mobbed!"
      Ardua looked down the dirt road herself and saw two small children running at top speed towards the farmhouse yelling her name.  Thorn jumped off of the porch and ran to the children.  The two kids got onto the gigantic saber-toothed cat and rode him the rest of the way to the house.  Wilykit stood and admonished her kittens. "I told you two not to ride Thorn anymore, he is getting some age on him and you two are bigger!" The kittens leapt into Ardua's lap, "Don't ride Ardua either, she is getting some age on her too!"  Ardua stuck out her tongue at Wilykit when her children weren't looking.  Keena and Tark excitedly asked as Wilykit gave them pie, "Can we ride the bike? I'm sorry but no," Said Ardua, as she saw the disappointment in their eyes, "you are both too small you might fall off, but I did bring some things I use to catch bad guys with to show you."
      And to the jubilant cheers of both children and adults alike, Ardua showed the group how skatternets worked, zip cages, and restricting rays, with willing participants.  As a finale Ardua saved the best for last, she put on her helmet and unholstered her boomslang and programmed it for her usual training exercise.  Everyone, even Wilykit was impressed with Ardua's acrobatic skill as she executed back flips and cartwheels as the boomslang darted around her body. Wilykit had taught Ardua well.
      "Showoff!"  Ardua recalled the boomslang, holstered it, and turned.  Tyger stood with a smirk on his face with his arms crossed.  "How's your arm?  It's okay." Ardua said with a smile. "Well then, evil chaser," Tyger said slyly, "let's give them a real show!"  Ardua got into a defensive stance and Tyger jumped up and tried to deliver a blow to Ardua in the midsection, Ardua blocked his attempt, and swept the leg he was standing on, knocking him to the ground. Ardua jumped back and waited for Tyger to get up.  Tyger reared back onto his shoulders and with a burst of movement propelled himself up on his feet.  Tyger growled at Ardua and she growled back, for the next few moments he and she traded kicks and punches each one effectively blocking the other.  Tyger attempted a roundhouse kick and again Ardua threw him to the ground.
      Tyger was smarter the second time and locked his leg around Ardua's, as he attempted to topple her, he made a grave error though, and left himself open to an unkind strike to the worst place a male can be struck.  Tyger looked at Ardua  with a worried look on his face.  Ardua's face lightened, "Tyger you know I won't do that."  Ardua then flipped Tyger with his leg and held him down to the ground, he had no other recourse but to concede defeat.  The Snarfs and the others cheered as Ardua helped Tyger off the ground and brush himself off, as the workers left they pat Tyger and Ardua on their shoulders and thanked them for the show.
         Wilykit put her hands on her kitten's shoulders.  "Alright you two, homework. Awwwwwwww!" Brod smiled at his children and said softly. "Listen to your mother." Keena and Tark reluctantly went inside and slogged upstairs to do their homework.  "How do you do it, Ardua? You almost had me. Do you want some help with the operation? Well," Said Tyger," if you are offering i'd appreciate it, you are a good mechanic."  Brod and Wilykit walked over to the two friends. "That was quite a show, 'Dua, Tyger. Thank you." Ardua and Tyger said almost in unison.  "Tyger the cultivator is this way." Said Brod. Wilykit chimed in. "I tell you what, while Brod and I make supper, you two can go on and start fixing the cultivator." Wilykit looked at Ardua. "When it's ready, Brod will go to the barn and get you.  You will stay won't you Tyger?" Wilykit looked at Tyger with her arms crossed, and a smile. "We won't take no for an answer. Well," Replied Tyger, "I suppose I will, since you've given me an offer I can't refuse. Thank you." Ardua looked at Wilykit with squinted eyes.
      Tyger walked towards the barn with Brod as Wilykit made a "shoo" motion with her hands and mouthed "go on" to Ardua.
      Ardua walked far behind the men wondering if asking anyone for advice on her love life was a good idea after all.

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