Golfers this year
Wackpack is...
"If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once or twice and then throw it away. Make him practice on it, every day, for about three hours a day. Later, he'll thank you.".
10 golfers this year.
- Reid says, “I can’t help myself…golf is like a slender 18 year old with huge hooters. You know it’s wrong but you can’t keep away from her.”
- Al says, “The reason we tell Rob to keep his head down is so he can’t see us laughing!”
- Rob says, “Al’s game is hard to figure. One day he’ll go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day he’ll go out and for no reason at all, he’ll stink!”
- Dale says, “I have a theory that my golf balls are attracted to water as unerringly as the eye of Reid James to an 18 year old chest.”
- Steve says, “I’ve spent most of my life golfing – the rest I’ve just wasted.”
- Dave say’s, “I’m not saying Scott’s game is gone bad, but when he said he wanted to get more distance, I told him to hit it and run backward.”
- Chris says, “I’m so excited to play, because I got a new putter. The last one didn’t float too well.”
- Grant says, “I’m excited to get back out on the course. My last round I hit an eagle and a birdie on the front 9. On the back I got an elk and a moose.”
- Bryce says, “Playing golf with the Wack Pack is just like going to a strip club. At the beginning we’re all revved up, ready to go. But 4 hours later, we’re depressed, plastered, and our balls are wet.”
- Scott says, "Sandbagging for 3 years in a row, one of these years it's going to pay off big-time."
Master champions: Reid (1997), Gyprock(1998), Skeeter(1999), Scotty (2000, 2003, 2004), Bryce (2005), Steve (2006), Bryce (2007)
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