HALLOWEEN HUMOR
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
Why does a Mummy make a bad birthday gift?
Because he is too hard to unwrap.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray.
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's Corn Flakes?
A cereal killer.
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating?
Because they don't have anyBODY to go out with.
What do you say to a ghost with three heads?
Hello...hello...hello.
What kind of pets do ghosts have?
Scaredy cats.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit?
NECKtarine.
Why was the little ghost crying?
Because he had a BOO-BOO.
Why was there no food left after the monsters party?
Because everybody was a goblin.
Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the boos.
What are a ghost's favorite kind of streets?
Dead ends.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
Cause he didn't have a haunting license.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghouls best friend.
HEE - HEE - HEE
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