FEMME FATALES

The following women are the most beautiful in horror movie history. Many of them have proposed, but I had to turn them down. You wouldn't believe it by looking at them, but they are freaking nut bars. Stalking me, leaving threatening messages on my machine. Let me give you some advice. Let them down as easily as possible or you will never get rid of them. I'm still getting calls from Neve. It's crazy.

Neve Campbell