My Favorite Movie Quotes

Welcome to my Favorite Movie Quotes Page! I hope you'll find some quotes here that you like! Ferris Bueller's Day Off Economics teacher: Bueller? Female student: He's sick...My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy that knows this girl who's going with a guy who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious. Economics teacher: Thank you, Simone Female student: No problem whatsoever. Ferris Bueller: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while you could miss it. Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari 250GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion... Ferris: ...it is his fault he didn't lock the garage. Ferris: How can I possibly be expected to handle school on a day like this? Mr. Rooney: He jeopardizes my ability to effectively govern this student body. Grace: He makes you look like an ass is what he does, Ed. Austin Powers Irish guy: They're always after me lucky charms! (everyone snickers) What? Why does everyone laugh when I say that? They *ARE* after me lucky charms!! What?!? Frau Farbissma: It's a television commercial! With this cartoon leprechaun! And all of these children are trying to chase him..Hey leprechaun man! Leprechaun man! We want to get your lucky charms! haha! Oh, and there's all these little tiny bits of marshmallow just stuck right in the cereal so that when the kids eat them, they think, "Oh this is candy! I'm having fun!" Dr. Evil: Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info! Austin Powers: I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all! For shits and giggles! Austin Powers: How did this get in here? Somebody's pulling a prank on me! Honestly, it's not mine! Basil Expedition: Vanessa is one of our top agents. Austin Powers: My God, Vanessa's got a fabulous body...and I bet she shags like minx! How do I tell them that because of the unfreezing process I have no inner monologue? I hope i didn't say that out loud just now. Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish made penis enlarger pump. Austin: That's not mine! Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish made penis enlarger.....signed by Austin Powers. Austin: I'm telling you baby, that's not mine! Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish made penis enlarger pump...filled out by Austin Powers. Austin: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby! Clerk: One book..."Swedish Made Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag, Baby!", by Austin Powers. Scott: Get away from me, you lazy-eyed psycho! Happy Gilmore Shooter: You're in big trouble, pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast! Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Happy: Haha...send him home. I just send him home. Time to go home there, ball. (putts) Son of a bitch ball! Why didn't you just go HOME! ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR HOME?? ANSWER ME!! Happy: Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own ass. Happy: The price is wrong, bitch! Shooter: Just stay out of my way, or you'll pay. Listen to what I say! Happy: How 'bout I just go eat some hay? I could make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may. What do you say? Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade Henry Jones: I didn't know you could fly a plane. Indiana Jones: Fly, yes....land, no. Henry: Well I'm sorry about your head though, but I thought you were one of them. Indiana: Dad, they come in through the doors. Henry: Ha...good point. Sallah: Please, what does it always mean, this "Junior"? Henry: That's his name. Henry Jones, Junior. Indiana: I like Indiana. Henry: We named the dog Indiana. Guardian Knight: He chose....poorly. Jerry Maguire Jerry: I love you...you complete me. Ray: The human head weighs eight pounds. Dorothy: You had me at hello. Dorothy: I'm sorry, but I'm not as good with the insults as she is. Marcie: No, that was pretty good. Rod: No, shit. Jerry: Yeah, w-what can I do for you, Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you. Rod: It's a very personal, very important thing. Hell...it's our family motto...Are you ready, Jerry? Jerry: I'm ready. Rod: Just want to make sure you're ready, brother. Cuz here it is...Show me the money! Monty Python and the Holy Grail Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Villager: Well, she turned me into a newt! Bedevere: A newt? Villager: I got better. French soldier: You don't frighten us, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person. I blow my nose on you, so-called Arthur-king, you and your silly English kiniggits! Jurassic Park Ian Malcom: God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God, man creates dinosaurs. Dr. Ellie Sattler: Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth. John Hammond: When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked. Ian Malcom: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists. Click here to go to page 2