Overheard
"Man, it's too hot for a black person to be out here." --Ebony
"I'm not modest." --Lisa
"Don't you poke your horn?" --Andrea
"I'm supposed to come out by myself." --Elliott
"Lisa, you stupid dog!" --Julia
"A skeleton walked into a bar and said 'Give me a beer and a mop'..." --Mr. Gardener
"_Man_ I'm a funky dog!" --Andrea's dad
"Shit!! I DID NOT see that guy!" --Andrea... the world's most cautious driver =P
"If you shake it more than twice, then you're playing with it." --Phil
"... and she was like, and she was like, and my sister said 'eww!!', and she was like..." --Liesel
"Yeah, I don't think that college is going to be the orgy that I anticipated." --Rachael
"This is a soccer game, not after hours." --Laura
"What? Where are we? Good thing the doors are locked.." --Lisa
"You have nice teeth." --Heather
"Mexicans make a great contraceptive device." --Jenn L.
"I'm a cookie!" --Lisa
"Do I have dyke written on my fucking forehead or something?" --Kelly
"What rhymes with death?" --David
"Meth?" --Jennifer
"Hmm.. no." --David
"Is this going to be morbid?" --Ali
"I'm an amish slut!" --Emily
"Hey Alison, you think there's a dead body in there?" --Beth
"If you're not Mexican, I won't bite you." --Heather from Biology
"If you guys don't be quiet I'm going to come beat you all up!" --Mrs. Tedrow (to Erik, Andrew, and me for being ourselves)
from IRC
i am gonna be so good at oral sex --chacha
head is good with rum or good w/ sex
or good with bacon or bad with bacon
or good with sausages or holy when given
by a priest or good with blow up doll or
good with squirrels or great with pleiades
or good with pleiades or good with
seethers cute balls or really great with a
woman with a large mouth and really big
breasts or good with a man with really big
ears or exquisite with the perverts of agog --blaine (this is what the bot said when pleiades, seether, and i got finished playing with him)
quit fingering me --dooby
its good to be humbled occasionly....teaches modesty --Nickodemus
i'm in a lab. DO NOT SEND ME PR0N IN THE LAB --chacha
so? she.. i mean me.. is hot! --hush
no, hush, i'm sorry, perhaps i was unclear. do NOT send me pr0n. NO. don't do it. NO NO NO NO NO --chacha
you know you want it! --hush
not in the lab, i don't --chacha
he was kinda cute... in that sociopathic kind of way --kaste
