Oprah: Good afternoon and welcome. Today's special guest is a real gentleman. I like to introduce the one and only Jacob Brent!

Audience: APPLAUSE! WHOOOOOO! YEAHHHHH!

Jacob appears on stage with a great smile as he pulls up a chair next to Oprah.

Audience: WE LOVE YOU JACOB!!! AHHHHHH!!!!

Jacob: *blushes and smiles at his fans*

Oprah: *Waits for the applauding to stop which lasted nearly five minutes!* So Jacob, how are you?

Jacob: I'm doing great!

Audience: CHEERS WILDLY

Oprah: Looks like you got a couple of fans out there!

Jacob: And I'm proud of every one of them!

Oprah: So tell me, uh I heard you played the role of Mistoffelees in the broadway musical CATS.

Jacob: *nodds* Yes I was.

Oprah: Tell us, who is Mistoffelees?

Jacob: He's a black magical cat who rescues the jellicle leader in the story.

Oprah: Well uh...there's one question all of us have been dieing to ask you and yearning to know; do you have a girl?

Jacob: *smiles bashfully* Ummm...yes I do and she's really special to me.

The audience goes quiet.

Oprah: Could you tell us what she's like?

Jacob: *rubs the back of his neck as he thinks* Well, she's got healthy beautiful black hair, brown eyes, and a great personality.

Oprah: What's her name?

Jacob: Casey.

Oprah: What do you like best about her?

Jacob: Her ears.

Oprah: Her ears?

Jacob: Yup.

Oprah: Okay, uh...so what do you two like to do?

Jacob: We like to go for walks on the beach, play ball and stuff like that.

Oprah: Okay well let's have some questions from the audience. *Oprah walks up to a teen girl with her hand raised and holds the mike up to her.*

Teen girl: Ummm...do you two sleep together?

*Audience laughs*

Jacob: *chuckles* Uh...no actually we don't. She sleeps in the garage. I don't think I would like it if she were in my bed. She drools.

Oprah: She drools?

Jacob: *laughs* Yeah, and she's not potty trained either.

The room falls silent in shock.

Oprah: What? Where did you find thid girl?

Jacob: I found her on the street.

Oprah: Oh my God the street?

Jacob: Yeah, she was pretty messed up.

Oprah: What was she wearing?

Jacob: *frowns* She wasn't wearing anything.

The audience gasps.

Jacob: As a matter of fact I have a picture of her.

Oprah: Well let's see it.

On the giant screen behind Jacob a huge picture of his girl appeared. The audience laughed when they saw it was Jacob's black labador dog!

Jacob: Isn't she a beauty? She's my pride and joy!!