Name: Kelly

Date Of Birth: 9/7/84 yay for almost 19

Location: RICHMOND!! VCU rules!

Sign:im a virgo if u must know

Hight:about 5'4 i think I look short without my boots...

Hair color: naturaly I have no clue has been: black, red, pink, bleached, and kinda orangie blondish strawberry But now im trying to stick to one color, brownish red, its easy, but a bit boring...

Music: TOOL, Videodrone, Orgy, Mindless Self Indulgence, Sound Garden, Hole, Nirvana, Fluffy, Skindive, Fiona Apple, Marilyn Manson, Betty's Trash, Rob Zombie/White Zombie, Jack Off Jill, Prodigy, Plecebo, Crystal Method, The Chemical Brothers, Nine Inch Nails, Primus, Coal Chamber, PowerMan5000, Violent Fems, Static-X, Dog Fashion Disco, The Dust Brothers, System of a Down, Dope, Skinny Puppy, Godhead, Fear Factory, Cold, Poe, The creatures, The deadlights, Crystal method, Tutra Satana, Harlow, Soundgarden, Soulfly, Consolated, Garbage, Big Dumb Face, Drain Sth, A Perfect Circle, Smashing Pumkins, The O, Stabbing Westward, Leaether Strip, Mr Bungle, Kill Hannah, Mono, Public Image Ltd. Bjork, Tweaker (chris vrenna), Radiohead, Led Zeplin, The B52s, Bikini Kill, David Bowie, Mary prankster, the Casualties, The Doors, did i say lots and lots of TooL?

Stuff I hate: Sandles

Occupation: Im looking for a cool job, so far one that dosn't involve other people dosn't exist

Short Discription: I am a 19 year old female pirate from boring virginia,I am a vegetarian, you can usually find me in my dorm using my top bunk as my ship the black pearl (my dad stole my car), I usually wear jeans, t-shirts and pirate boots... i used to care about how i looked, now i'm happy when i shower...i love duct tape and safety pins... AR...

Now anything u could ever want to know about me

01. Time you started: 4:13am
02. Boredom level [1-10]: 9.352
03. Why are you filling out this survey?:see the above question...

~pErSoNaL sTuFf~ 04. Full Name: Kelly
05. Nick Names: shemelly (ug), burrowing Mole-Cow, and others that i refuse to name because i can't stand them
06. Screen name[s]:gutterpixie1
07. Age: 19
08. Sex: oK
09. Birthday: 9-7-84
10. Zodiac sign: virgo
11. Are you a virgin: this is desclosed information
12. Hair Color (real): i think its brownish blond thats the color of my roots any way...
13. Eye Color: any where from gray to green sometimes
14. Siblings: none
15. Parents names: parental unit number 1 and parental unit number 2
16. Pets: Mr. Yard panther (hes all the way back home....sigh....
17. Hobbies: yea thats one thing I need to get....

~iNfO oN tHe CrUsH~
18. Crush: ouch
19. Status of the Boyfriend/Girlfriend Situation: that usually is hard to determin
20. If you could go out with anyone in the world, who would it be?: God
21. When and who was your 1st crush?: 4th grade and lets just say my name was kelly kelly for a wile
22. What do you first notice about the opposite sex [looks alone]?: i dono.. depends on the person, like for instance if the size of their neck if something about them is quite abnormal than thats what i will notice...otherwize uh, damnit thats it... if they don't look funny i don't notice them...
23. Biggest turn-on: i don't have one im A-sexual...
24. Ideal girl/guy: someone who gives a shit.

~sOmE oThEr StUfF~
25. Something/one you miss most: my yard panther
26. If you could go back in time, where would you go?: Ar maty...
27. Thing that you regret doing after you had done it: regret?... what is this word regret
28. Memory you would like to forget: Im not sure, i would have to think about alot of things but then i would be remembering them and i oviously wouldn't want to remember them because i am wanting to forget them....
29. What'd you do yesterday? i bought books
30. Last person you talked to on the phone: mom
31. TV show you wish they would re-air again: INVADER ZIM (duh)

~sTuFf AbOuT tHe fUtUrE~
32. Occupation: AHHHHHHHHHHH future ... watch me and my mole-cow self burrow
33. Dream Car: me and my black pearl
34. Marriage: i will never be married, its a rule of mine...
35. Kids: there are lots kids in the world... yep
36. Future son's name: Jesus Doodle
37. Future daughter's name: same
38. Honeymoon: yes, ill take my 50 cats and go to europe
39. Where will you live?: never never land
40. What are you doing tomorrow?: buying the rest of my books

~FaVoRiTe StUfF~
41. Food: depends on how im feeling
42. Nonalcoholic Drink: COFFEE (or green tea made from a powder)
43. Alcoholic Drink: let the Rum flow
44. TV show: INVADER ZIM
45. Movies: The Last Big Thing, Quiet Days in Holywood, and The one i watched last night that was so fucked up
46. CD: right now, the one someone made for me
47. Singer: too many, but maynard has cool tattoos
48. Color: poka-dots
49. Actor: none
50. Actress: none
51. Animal: i like turtles... they got it good...
52. Weekend activity: something that would probably get me in trouble...
53. Day of the week: saturday, when i get to lie in bed and do nothing all day, :-)
54. Month: i dono.... april is ok, i like the rain
55. Book: Good omens
56. Holiday: holoween (by far)
57. Number: 13 or 21
58. Cookie: chocolate chip...yum
59. Phrase to overuse: it happens
60. Favorite Ice Cream: not a big icecream person i like soft-serve though....
61. Candy bar: eh... dono
62. Teacher: the angry sadistic ones
63. Restaurant: Miopic Earwax
64. Channel:home shoping network (he he)
65. Radio Station:i don't like the radio
66. Type of music: i dono what u would call the shit i listen too...
67. Shampoo: ive got the urge...
68. Song: i don't know, too many
69. Music Video: again, too many
70. Relative: my crazy uncle
71. Hangout: seans loveshack...lol

~yOuR pEePs!~
72. Friends: yes i have friends
73. Best Friend(s): i don't wanna piss any one off you know if u are
76. Loudest: Katie (but its a good loud)
77. Quietest: Josh
78. Craziest: most of my friends should be in an institution
79. Skinniest: nancy
80. Best at keeping secrets: Melissa
82. Most innocent-looking: Allyson
83. Hottest: depends on your tastes
84. Weirdest: a good weird or a bad weird?
85. Hyperest: Brittney
86. Biggest pervert: Sara is, seing how many times shes tryed to fuck me
no sara!

~OnE oR tHe OtHeR~
87. N *Sync OR BSB: ahem?, put them all in comas!
88. Coke OR Pepsi: orange soda
89. Boxers OR Briefs: depends on whos in em... or out of em....
90. Matt Damon OR Ben Affleck: who?
91. MTV OR VH1: WNVT
92. Flowers OR Candy: you can't eat flowers...
93. Dawson's Creek OR Felicity: again, my coma therory...
94. Friends- guys or girls: both
95. Is the glass half full OR half empty?: its a trick question you see the glass is both cuz if its only half empty then there is half of the glass that is still full.. ha ha you thought you could trick me..silly survey

~BeLiEvE oR nOt~
96. Do you believe in angels?: no
97. Heaven & Hell?: no
98. God?: no
99. Yourself?: huh?

~hAvE yOu EvEr~
100. Been on a plane: yes
101. Cried in public: not recently
102. Climbed a tree: i broke my self falling out of one...that count?
103. Fell asleep in a movie theater: yes... it was a 12-o-clock showing of theis black and white old silent film...
104. Kissed a member of the opposite sex: no, never (scarcasm)
105. Met the president: no
106. Been scared of getting shot: maybe dismembered
107. Gotten a cavity: nope im a crest kid....
108. Shopped at Abercrombie & Fitch: no im a cheep norwedgen
109. Had an online relationship: yes... now just stick your dick in the disk drive....
110. Said, "I love you," and meant it: dono
111. Made prank calls: yes but its much more fun to play with the people that call you...
112. Skipped school: shhhhhh!
113. Loved somebody so much it made you cry: i don't cry much
114. Gone to a theme park and checked out all the cute guys/girls: why a theme park

~wHiCh Is WoRsE~ 115. Sitting on a wet toilet seat OR finding out there is no TP half way through: wet seat
116. Kissing someone who just threw up OR kissing someone who just ate Taco Bell: someone who just threw up...
117. You don't know how to ride a bike OR you don't know how to rollerblade: wait, don't you have to go outside to do those?
118. You lose a finger OR you lose a toe: if i was a midget it would be the finger...
119. You are a rotten apple OR you are chunky milk: eweuu the chunkyness...
120. Watching reruns of Full House OR watching reruns of Gilligan's Island: now what the hell is rong with gilligans island?? i like that show...::sniffle::

~FiRsT tHiNg ThAt CoMeS tO mind
121. Bill Clinton: slurp
122. Lollipops: yum
123. Dreams: ahhhhh
124. Love: hate
125. Whipped Cream: posiblitys
126. South Park: chesey poofs
127. Guys: (-:
128. Girls: bitter
129. Death: life

~wHiCh WoUlD yOu RaThEr Be~

130. Dog/Cat: i want to be my cat
131. Blue/Purple:purple, its not easy being green...
132. Underwear/Bra: bra
133. Pen/Pencil: pens have a longer life span
134. Plumber/Trashman: plumber... o dear i think i droped something...
135. Ear/Eye: ear it would be so fun trying to figure out what was making noise
136. Rich and unhappy or poor and happy: both are unrealistic
137. Tall/Short: short (i have been called a smerf...and im fine)

~QuEsTiOnS tHaT dOn'T mAtTeR~
138. Do you sleep with a stuff animal?: nope
139. Last time you showered: this morning (yesterday whichever way you look at it..)
140. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: the black one you can never find muhahaha
141. How many buddies do you have on your list?: 56
142. Do you like this survey?: i injoy ranting yes....
143. What are the last 4 digits of your number? #%&*
144. One pillow or two, cotton or feather? 1-3 cotton i hate feather pillows, they try and swallow my head
145. Last CD you bought: The Pixies
146. How long are you in the shower?: 15-20 min
147. How do you eat a Reese's Peanut Buttercup? i savor every inch of its peanutbutteryness
148. Feelings on abortion: go for it we need less people in the world
149. Is Tupac alive?: y would he be? didn't someone shoot him?
150. Thoughts on Britney Spears: again, my coma therory!
151. What does your screen name mean: i am a pixie who just happens to live in the gutter....shut up its hard to find a mini apartnment....
152. Who do you most admire? i admire ants..
153. Right, Left, or Ambidextrous?: Righty
154. What is under your bed?:my room mate... im on the top bunk
155. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? only one, if u have one of those neet little turney thingies


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