Fiona shrieked and reached for her sword while simultaneously
trying to get up and swing herself around.
But the man had the element of surprise on her and his reflexes were
quicker than her overtaxed body could counter, and he had snatched her sword from
its scabbard a split second before Fiona’s hand arrived. A push from his boot also disrupted her
attempt to rise and she fell clumsily onto her back. A jolt of pain exploding from her side made
her groan, and it took a moment for her to realize that the man was laughing at
her. She forced herself to focus, noting
the man’s lean but solid build and woodland attire, all shades of green and
brown, including the green tights encasing his legs. He wore a quiver of arrows strapped to his
back and a dagger was sheathed on his belt.
Beneath his huntsman’s cap was a handsome face framed by dark hair and
goatee.
After a few moments he stopped laughing and said, in a
French-accented voice, “Bonjour, mon
cherie! Please
forgive the rudeness of this introduction.
But I did not wish rash first impressions to…” He looked over her sword, felt its edge, and then
continued “…cut our relationship short.”
He then turned, and calling “Petit Jean!” tossed it back to another man
standing some ten feet behind him, similarly dressed but taller and heftier,
who deftly caught it by its handle.
The taller man, ‘Petit Jean’, examined the sword, flexed
it, and said, “Peu de valeur. Tarnished. Worn. Scorched. Ehh.” He then tossed it
aside.
“Quel dommage,”
the man standing above Fiona said regretfully.
Then he looked back down at her and his aggressively cheery manner
returned. “Ah, pondon
moi,” he said.
Then he reached down, offered his hand, and said, “Allow me, s’il vous plait.”
Fiona stared at the outstretched hand for a moment, then
at the waning sunlight filtering through the trees, and then at the man’s face,
which still bore a smile, but with the hint of a leer. She felt on the verge of panic. As an ogre she had bested a dragon, but could
she best these two men as a human? It
might have been an interesting challenge some other time. She even found the idea oddly intriguing,
another peculiar influence from her ogrid self, she
reasoned. But in the shape she was
presently in, where just walking without pain was challenge enough, she didn’t
think so. She felt she had no choice but
to play along for a little while. The
knowledge that a little while was all she had did not calm her.
With a sneer to answer his leer, she reluctantly grabbed
the man’s hand and allowed him to pull her up as she tried to hide her physical
discomfort. But once she was on her
feet, instead of letting go, the man continued to hold her hand as he began
planting kisses up her wrist.
“Hey!” she said angrily, jerking her arm away. “Look, pal, I don’t know who you think you are—”
“Ah! Again, how
rude of me,” the man said contritely.
“Please, let me introduce myself.”
Then he turned, laid a hand beside his mouth and called, “Oh merry me-en!”
Suddenly a monk holding an accordion and sitting on a
small plank suspended by ropes like a swing dropped down from a tree. As he began playing a jaunty tune four other
men dressed in garb similar to her assailant and also with quivers strapped to
their backs appeared out of the woods, making acrobatic backflips,
all chanting in chorus fashion “Ta dah, ta dah, dah,
dah!” as they did so, ending with a combined “Whooo!” as they landed beside Petit Jean while her
assailant leapt back to just in front of them.
Then, to Fiona’s open-mouthed amazement, he began to sing:
“I take from the
rich
And spend on the needy
For glaring opulence
Makes the rich look greedy
And spreading of the wealth
Makes us ALL feel good!”
Then the ‘merry men’ concluded:
“Our savior!
Monsieur Hood!”
“Break it down,” the leader – ‘Monsieur Hood’ – said, and
then the men began an Irish folk dance.
Fiona closed her eyes, shook her head, and then opened her
eyes and said, “Stop it, okay? Please? Just stop!”
But the group continued to dance and then looked like it
was about to break into another chorus.
“I said I want you to stop NOW!” Fiona commanded in a
voice forceful enough to stop the men with their mouths hanging open and their
feet in mid-step. The accordion ended in
a long, plaintive note.
They all stared at Fiona for a moment, then Hood said, “Pardon
nous. We do have other variations, if you’d like
to—”
“What do you want from me?” she demanded, forcing herself
to appear much more in control than she felt.
“Well, mon cherie,”
Hood said, taking out his dagger and casually gesturing to the satchel hanging
from her side that contained the coins that she took from the keep, “I believe
my trained ears caught some cliquetis – or, how you
say, jingling – from your satchel, and from the size it appears enough to buy
many poor people many loaves of bread – after a small handling fee for
ourselves. Surely you would not deprive
the poor of bread? Or us of our…” he
looked her up and down for a moment, and then continued suggestively,
“…handling?”
Fiona blushed, then crossed her arms in front of her bosom
and said defiantly, “I think I’d rather donate through more respectable
organizations, thank you very much.”
“Ah! Sacre bleu!” he said, rolling his eyes. “But they are all thieves!”
“But I should trust you?”
Fiona said, “Just because you claim to be a –” Then she blinked. “Savior,
did they say?”
“Oh, mais oui,”
he said with feigned modesty, rubbing his fingernails on his tunic and then
looking at them.
“Savior in this case meaning…rescuer?” she asked with more sincerity.
“Ahummmm…je
suppose,” he replied, apparently surprised and confused by her odd question and
shift in tone.
Rescuer, Fiona thought. Her rescuer? Could
this handsome French bandit possibly be the one to release her from her
curse? Hugely improbable, she
realized. But the sun would be
completely set at any moment, and in her desperation this appeared the only
straw within grasping distance. Steeling
herself to ignore the pain, she strode forward the few yards that separated
them and, to Hood’s and his men’s astonishment, grabbed him by the tunic,
pulled him toward her, and planted her lips forcefully against his in a kiss.
The kiss lasted several seconds. At first Hood’s arms just flailed beside him,
but then he relaxed, sheathed his dagger, and began putting his arms around
Fiona. But when his tongue begin to slip
into her mouth Fiona felt a wave of repulsion, let him go and shoved him away forcefully
while simultaneously stepping backward herself.
Thrown slightly off balance, she continued back-peddling a few steps until
they were some five yards apart before she completely righted herself.
“Mon Dieu!” Hood exclaimed. Then he turned back to his men. “Mes amis, we have found the right var-i-a-tion!”
he declared ebulliently, and as the men raised a cheer he turned back toward
Fiona, desire written across his face.
But as he began walking toward her, one of his men called with a frightened
voice, “Monsieur! Stop! Attention!”
Hood was about to turn and give the man a stony glare when
he realized what he was referring to. A
mist, laced with specks of gold, had begun swirling around Fiona’s feet.
“Oh, no!” she whined.
“We kissed! We kissed, blast
it! This isn’t fair! This
isn’t right!”
The princess began to wail as the swirling mist rose yet
again to envelop her, and once more she felt her body expanding and rearranging
as her wail morphed into an ogre’s roar.
A moment later the mist vanished, revealing the ogress. Hood’s men gasped in horror. All took an involuntary step back except for
one, who fainted.
The roar ceased and the ogress fell onto her knees and
slumped forward, panting, her head drooping in embarrassment and defeat.
“Mon Dieu!” Hood said again, this time in
revulsion. “The beauty is a beast! What manner of sorcery is this?”
He violently wiped his mouth with the back of his hand and then spat on
the ground in disgust. “What evil enchantment
are you trying to cast upon me, monster?!”
“I…I am not a monster,” Fiona said meekly, forcing back tears
and lifting her head. Misty blue eyes
stared up at him from a pudgy green face framed by her long, loose, now unkempt
red hair. “I am under a curse. At night, I—”
“Not only a beast, but a cursed beast!” one of the men said.
Hood nodded. “Mais oui,” he agreed, drawing his
dagger again and pointing it toward her.
“Look! Everything
about her has grown!” another of the men said.
“Even her clothes!” said another.
“And look at the size of her oreilles!”
exclaimed a voice.
“I’m looking!” responded another, almost breathless.
A moment later, as the shock of the transformation faded,
one noted more analytically, “That satchel of gold she wears does not seem to
have grown.”
“But it has not shrunk, either,” said another slyly.
The others, their fright receding, mumbled their
agreement.
“Slay the bête, Monsieur,” one of them urged Hood. “Take your blade and ram it through its heart
before whatever vile spell it cast with that kiss takes effect. Then we can take its gold and put the demon’s
wealth to the service of good!”
Hood, still pointing his dagger toward Fiona, seemed to
contemplate his underling’s words for a moment, and then he addressed her. “You. Monster. Toss the sack to us, and we may yet let you
live.”
Fiona looked across at the faces staring down at her. Faces filled with disgust and loathing. Exactly the reactions that she
had feared. A few minutes ago she
was an object of desire. Now she was an
object of detestation. And yet she was
the same person. One corner of her mouth
broke into a sneer as she expressed her own disgust at these shallow, pathetic gawkers. Seven men altogether.
Now in her ogress state, she wondered if she might actually be able to
put up a fight against all of them. The
transformation had temporarily weakened her, as it almost always did, but she
was beginning to feel power trickling back into her limbs. She rose from her slumped position so that
she was sitting straighter on her knees.
But even that modest effort was greeted by a protest of pain from her side. Also, not only was she still feeling warm,
she was also starting to feel somewhat light-headed. Blast.
Perhaps if she did toss them the gold, and then begged
for her life…
“Do it now, monster,” Hood prompted, gesturing with the
dagger. “This is your last warning.”
Fiona’s eyes narrowed.
No. She would not degrade
herself. Princess or not, ogress or not,
she was tired of living in crippling fear, and to worry about what pathetic, small-minded
bigots, who knew nothing about her, thought of her, suddenly seemed like a
terrible waste of life. A life that she would not
see end on her knees before swine like these. Trying to ignore the pain, she struggled to a
standing position. She stumbled for a
moment, feeling a bit more woozy once on her feet, but then righted herself and
stared at the men before her, who looked considerably less sure of themselves
now that she stood as tall or taller than any of them, save perhaps Petit Jean. Her sneer turned into a smirk. She reached down and unloosed the knife
strapped to her ankle, which Hood had either overlooked or didn’t think she’d
have the chutzpa to use when so out-numbered.
But then, he didn’t anticipate her turning into an ogre, either. Although she assumed that his skills with a
knife far exceeded hers, just seeing an ogre wielding a deadly weapon might
give her opponents pause. She hoped so,
anyway. That and a little
self-confidence – even if feigned. She
held the knife at the ready as she faced Hood.
“Go for it,” she said coldly, trying to ignore the sweat she felt
beading on her brow, not all of which was from her fever.
Hood stared at her for a few moments, an uncertain
expression on his face, and Fiona thought she might just pull the bluff
off. But then a wave of dizziness struck
her, and she swayed on her feet for a moment, nearly blacking out. She righted herself once more, but when she
was able to focus on him again Hood’s face had resumed that smug look and
arrogant grin. “C’est tres bien. En garde!” he said,
and took a step toward her.
Suddenly the attention of Fiona, Hood, and the band of
merry men were diverted by the sound of something crashing through the branches
of the trees above and beside them, in the direction of the ‘KEEP OUT!’ sign
that Fiona had seen. Then from out of
the tops of the trees a huge figure appeared, with the broad frame, green skin,
and protruding earstalks of a great bull ogre. With one hand he grasped a vine by which he
swung; under the opposite arm he carried a wooden log, some six feet long and a
foot in width.
The ogre released the vine and dropped dramatically
between Fiona and Hood, landing with an earth-shaking thud, facing the bandit
and shielding her. “Mon
dieu!” Hood gasped, retreating
a couple of paces by reflex.
“Sorry to drop in unannounced,” the ogre said, patting the
log threateningly against one beefy hand as if it were no more than a baseball
bat, “but I was out taking care of some chores when I caught the roar of a lady
in distress. You wouldn’t be bothering
her now, would yeh?”
Fiona was positioned just a few feet behind the ogre, and
she had nearly screamed at his sudden and startling appearance, but she had
managed to restrain herself. It was the
first time she had ever seen an ogre – another
ogre – in person, and not just from some drawing or story illustration…or from
gazing in a mirror. She gaped at his
huge, broad back, which was draped, she noted, by a goatskin vest which didn’t
quite cover the coarse, shabby shirt he wore.
His neck was thick and muscular, and his head, the top of which reached
some seven feet high, was completely bald save for a smattering of small spots
a little darker green than his skin. The
brawny arms that so easily held the log seemed as wide as small tree trunks
themselves. His voice bore some sort of
accent – a brogue, was it? Scottish, perhaps? And his stench that hit her nostrils cleared
her dizzy head like smelling salts, at least for now. Although she knew she should have found the odor repulsive, somehow she didn’t.
She poked her head around his side so that she could see
the bandits’ reactions.
Hood looked up at the creature looming before him,
swallowed, and then brandished his dagger.
Reassuming an arrogant posture, he said, “N’approchez
pas, monster, or your heart shall feel the wrath of my steel!”
The ogre chortled. “Isn’t
that just like a human?” he said. “Brings a knife to a log fight!” Then he suddenly looked past Hood as if
something in the background had caught his eye.
“Oh, look!” the ogre said. “A rainbow pony!”
“The quelle?” Hood said, befuddled, and turned
to follow the ogre’s gaze.
The moment that Hood looked the other way, the ogre rapped
him smartly on the head with the log.
Not enough to do lasting damage, but enough to turn out the bandit’s
lights for a while. Hood dropped his dagger
and wobbled on his feet for a moment – Fiona could swear she heard little birds
chirping – and then he collapsed onto the ground.
The merry men stared drop-jawed down at their felled
leader for a while, and then back up at the ogre.
“Now then,” the ogre said, “if you’d care t’step aside and let us pass, we’ll just call it a
night. Fair ‘nuff?” He
then pounded the log on the ground for emphasis.
The merry men continued to stare at the ogre for a few
moments. But then Petit Jean called,
“Archers!” Suddenly the bandits pulled
arrows from their quivers and took aim with their bows at the ogre.
“Oh boy, here we go again,” the ogre muttered
tiredly. At first Fiona thought he was
speaking to himself, but then he added, “Stay behind me, girlie.”
Fiona drew back so that he completely shielded her as the
bandits let their arrows fly. The ogre
twirled the log before him, using it as a shield against the barrage. Fiona heard some of the arrows land
harmlessly in the wood. But she also
heard sickening thunks as two arrowheads found
flesh. But the ogre made only the
lightest of grunts in acknowledgement of the hits, and only Fiona’s proximity
and sharp hearing allowed her to hear him.
The ogre actually laughed, then reached down to his thigh
and pulled out one of the arrows, again with only a light grunt. He held it up in with one huge hand, in which
the shaft seemed no more than a stick.
“Well, now,” he said. “Yeh seem t’ve dropped
something!” He then tightened his grip,
snapping the arrow like a twig.
Fiona again peeked around the ogre’s side. She saw the bandits staring, again slack-jawed,
at her defender. The ogre opened his
hand, letting the remains of the arrow drop.
Then his demeanor changed, almost palpably, as his posture became more
hunched and his knees bent, as if he were about to pounce. But instead, she heard him mumble, “My
turn.” He then sucked in an enormous
breath, paused, and then let loose with a great, giant ogre roar. The torrent of air he released was so strong
that it blew the caps off of most of the bandits, and threatened to blow the
bandits themselves off their feet as well.
The men screamed in terror, although their screams were drowned out by
the volume of the creature before them.
Fiona had thought her roars impressive; now she realized that they were
like the yowls of a pussycat to this male’s lion.
After what seemed an eternity the ogre’s roar faded out,
followed a few seconds later by the fading of the bandits’ screams of
terror. Their expressions remained pale
and horrified, however, and they seemed frozen in place. Fiona noted some of them wore the ogre’s
spittle, despite the distance between them.
The ogre relaxed, casually wiped his mouth on his sleeve, and looked
them over.
“Ahem,” he said.
“This is the part—”
The bandits all screamed, turned around and ran into the
forest. The monk fell off his perch, his
accordion making a rude sound as he landed on it with his stomach. He scrambled to his feet, took a last
frightened look at the ogre, and then ran after his fellows into the woods.
Suddenly, with the danger past, Fiona felt the wooziness
returning, and this time stronger than before.
She collapsed onto her back, even as the ogre, oblivious to her swoon,
laughed and stared after where the bandits had retreated. “Best weapon in an ogre’s arsenal!” he said,
still snickering as he finally began turning toward her, “A good dose of shock
and—”
It was then he realized that she had collapsed.
“Aawww, girlie, are you okay?”
he said, dropping to one knee beside her.
Fiona hoisted herself up onto one elbow. Her vision refocused, and she found herself staring
into a wide, green, almost egg-shaped face.
Big bushy eyebrows arched above concerned brown eyes, and beneath a
large broad nose his mouth attempted a comforting grin. She noticed his earstalks
were somewhat different from hers; they were set a tad higher on the sides of
the head, and the ends were more closed.
Fiona wondered if that was because he was male or because he was a
different race of ogre than she had been cursed with being. Or perhaps her cursed form was imperfect, and
she was a freak among freaks. Somehow
she would not be surprised. Overall, his
face looked somewhat…but not exactly…familiar, which made no sense to Fiona,
since she had never – could never – have seen it before. It was also somewhat lined, with jowls that
sagged a bit and graying sideburns, indicating that, despite his impressive
physical skills, he was not in the prime of his life. Heaven help those he encountered when he was, she thought.
“I’m fine,” she lied without even thinking. “That was all just…exhausting.” Then she looked into his eyes. “Why…why did you help me?” she asked.
“Like I said b’fore, I heard a
roar and figured it might be from a damsel in distress,” he chuckled. “It looked like yeh
needed a hand. I hope you weren’t just
toying wit them. I didn’t spoil your
fun, did I?”
“What? Fun? No!
I…but you don’t even know me.”
“Course I do.
You’re one of us: the few, the persecuted, the ogres. And though we like to keep t’ourselves, no
ogre ignores another one in distress. You’dve done
the same for me.”
Fiona felt herself blush, and wondered if it showed on her
own green face. She wasn’t sure if it
was more from the embarrassment that this creature had mistakenly accepted her
as one of his own, or that, had she
heard his roar from some mysterious part of the wood, she would have made sure
to keep a wide berth. But then, she was
ignorant of these ogres’ ways. THESE ogres, or WE ogres?, that little
gadfly voice in her mind chimed in. No, she thought in response. She was not
an ogre. That this one had understandably mistaken her for another of his kind was
certainly fortunate in this particular circumstance, but that didn’t change her
nature. No matter what she looked like –
or smelled like – at the core of her being she was human, and thus above these
creatures. That did sound a bit harsh,
she reflected, but that’s just how it was.
In fact, as she reflected further, the ogre’s description of his actions
made it sound more like instinct, a way that these creatures managed to survive
as a species, and not driven by
bravery or gallantry. Yes, that made
sense, and fit better into her old world view.
After the events of the past two days, Fiona felt that she needed something that harkened back to
when the world made sense. It was
somehow comforting, when life experience challenged one’s presuppositions, that
when one had time to reflect and apply some rationalization and proper
reasoning how one realized that those presuppositions really were right after all.
The ogre was continuing, “But as far as knowing you personally, let’s take care of that
right now…” he stuck out a big beefy hand.
“Groyl’s the name,” he said.
Fiona smiled despite herself. Now that she had regained her perspective,
she could deign to show the creature some magnanimity. “My name’s…Prin,”
she said, and started to reach for his hand.
But then she noticed that the arm above it still had an arrow embedded
within it. “Oh, no!” she said. “That’s all my fault! Here, let me help.” With that, she quickly reached up and plucked
the arrow from the ogre’s flesh.
“G’aaaah”, Groyl groaned, his
face grimacing in pain.
“Oh! I’m
sorry! I didn’t mean to hurt…when you
pulled the one from your leg it didn’t seem to hurt nearly that much!”
“It wasn’t supposed
to seem to hurt, not in front of that lot!” Groyl said, looking at Fiona
as if she’d grown a second head. (And
with her luck, Fiona reckoned that still might be possible.) “We never
show weakness in front of humans, ‘specially the armed ones. ‘Just encourages the blighters. For the love ‘o Pete, girl, ain’t you never been shot?”
“No,” Fiona said, “just stabbed.” Then, as if on cue, a spasm of pain cascaded
through her side. Fiona shrieked and
fell flat on her back again.
“Where?
Where does it hurt?” Groyl asked, his demeanor
suddenly deadly serious.
So much for deception, Fiona though. “My…side…” she said, and gestured to her
wound.
Before she realized what was happening, Groyl seized
handfuls of both surcoat and chain mail to either side of the wound site and with a quick
effort ripped both apart, exposing the wound.
“Hey!” Fiona cried in protest, but Groyl seemed too occupied with
examining the wound to note her objections.
“Hmmm,” he muttered.
“What?”
“Not good,” he said.
“That’s…not reassuring,” she said.
Groyl’s body hitched slightly in a restrained
chuckle. “Cauterized it yourself, did yeh?”
“Um-hum.”
“First time?” he asked, gently probing around the wound
site.
“Mm-MMmm,” Fiona responding,
wincing in pain at the prodding, however gentle. She wondered if the beast really knew what he
was doing, or just imitating what he might have seen real doctors doing. Well, maybe with his life’s experience, he
really did know, at least about wounds.
Considering her dire situation, she didn’t have much of a choice but to trust
him.
Groyle nodded noncommittally. His eyes had not left the wound side since he
had exposed it. Thankfully he had
stopped prodding, and rubbed his own chin thoughtfully for a few seconds
instead. Then he turned to her and
reached toward her face. Fiona let out
an involuntary little squeal and leaned back away from the huge approaching paw.
“Calm down, girl, I just wanna
take your temp,” he said with mild irritation as he laid his palm down on her
forehead. After it had rested there for
a few moments he frowned. “How long yeh been this warm?”
“I’m not sure. A half hour. Maybe longer.”
“And how long yeh been feeling
faint?”
“Just a few minutes.
Again, I’m not s—”
“Here,” the ogre said, removing his hand from her head and
reaching inside his vest. He pulled out
some sort of ugly, dark brown root, about eight inches long. “Burdock root,” he explained, “always good t’keep some on hand ‘case yeh run
into malicious humans, be it soldiers, bandits, or the torch ‘n pitchfork
lot. Here…” he held the root out toward
her mouth, “eat it.”
“Eat?” she said, her nostrils flaring at its earthy aroma. “Don’t you mean just chew?”
“Chew?” he laughed.
“For the love ‘o Pete, girl, you’re an ogre! You eat
it! Didn’t your folks teach yeh anything
before they booted yeh?”
“Booted?” Fiona asked, confused.
“Yeah, booted, you know, the old heave-ho, when your folks
sent yeh ‘way from their home.”
Fiona’s eyes narrowed suspiciously. “How do you
know my parents sent me away?” she demanded.
Groyl rolled his eyes.
“B’cause all
ogre kids get booted. It’s a tradition! Good grief, yeh act
like you was raised by humans or something.
Now eat the root!”
With those last words, Groyl shoved the root into Fiona’s
mouth, choking off any response she might have been preparing. With her choices abruptly limited to chewing
or spitting it out, Fiona began chewing.
Although a bit gummy, it actually didn’t taste too bad. But then, she wondered what it would have tasted
like to a normal human.
Groyl took one more look at the wound and heaved a heavy
sigh. “’Fraid
it’s gonna take more’n that
t’fix this up.
I’ll take yeh home. We’ve got stuff that’ll help better there, and
I can have my wife take a look at it too.”
“Wife?” Fiona said, swallowing the chewed
root. “You’re married?”
“Yeah, sorry to disappoint yeh,”
he chuckled. “But then, I’m old enough t’be your father anyhow.
Now just lie still…”
Groyl leaned down and started to slip his arms under
Fiona. The ogress felt a sudden shiver
of fear run through her. Although this
ogre had been most helpful and surprisingly kind – no, that was just instinct,
she reminded herself – she had no idea what might happen if she were suddenly
delivered to a place with more ogres, let alone what such a ‘home’ might be
like. Plus, she still found that part
about ogre children being banished from their homes such as she had been sent
from hers to be a bit of a coincidence.
Was that a lie meant to cover up a slip on his part, or was fate playing
another cruel jest on her? Could a true
ogre, who – being an ogre – was no doubt mentally limited,
even think up a lie that quickly? But
even if Groyl were to be trusted, if she couldn’t find a way to escape his lair
before sunrise… “No! Please!” Fiona
said. “You don’t need to do that. You’ve been most kind, but I’m sure I’ll be
all right now.”
Groyl shook his head.
“I don’t think so,” he said, slipping his arms under her thighs and shoulder
blades and picking her up with surprising ease.
“No! Please,” Fiona
felt her heart begin to pound as her head seemed to become lighter. “I’ll be fine! I insist!
I’ll be…I’ll…” Fiona’s head began
swimming as she looked up at Groyl’s set jaw and focused eyes staring ahead as
he strode into the woods, past the ‘KEEP OUT!’ sign and supposedly toward his
home beyond. She realized to her horror
that she was about to pass out, and then whatever this beast intended to do
with her – or to her – she would be powerless
to resist. “Please,” she said meekly,
feeling herself fading, “please don’t eat me.”
“Eat you?” Groyl said, taken aback. Then his face began blurring out of focus and
the last thing Fiona heard before passing into unconsciousness was his response,
“For the love ‘o Pete, girlie, what do yeh take me
for?”