Fiona’s adventures during the day in Shrek 2 that she awakened as a human.

Many, many thanks to TrudiRose for her invaluable assistance with proofing and suggestions as the story has evolved. I strongly recommend her own excellent stories as collected at Fanfiction.Net.

Characters, places and situations from the motion pictures Shrek and Shrek 2 belong to DreamWorks. They are used here with affection but, alas, without permission.