Bad pick-up lines

We thought you might get a kick out of some of these pick-up lines, we sure did.

1. "Do you need a lift? Cause I need a ride?"
2. "Hi, I'm new to the area, can you give me directions to your house?"
3. "Hi, I'm Bill and I'm easy."
4. "Does your family believe in incest?" "Because if they do, I want your dad to adopt me."
5. "Let's play pearl habor. I lay down and you blow me real hard."
6. "If you were a flower, I'd pick you."
7. "Hi my name is Milk, I do a body good."
8. "I forgot my number(address). Can I borrow yours?"
9. "If you don't believe in love at first sight, I can always walk by again."
10. "Hello my name is______. We should have sex."
11. "This is already an ackward situation, so why don't we get naked and make it worse?"
12. "If you like meat, you should try mine."
13. "I was sitting here holding my beer and realized I'd rather be holding you."
14. "Am I dying? Cause I see an angel right in front of me."
15. "Your name must be Love. As in the love of my life."
16. "If it's true you are what you eat, can I be you in the morning?"
17. "Do you sleep on your stomach?" "Can I?"
18. "Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tacs?"
19. "If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box that it came in?"
20. "Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew..."
21. "I'll bet you 100 bucks that you can't get all your clothes off in 30 seconds."
22. Girl asks "Excuse me do you have the time." Guy responds with "Do you have the energy?"

    These next pick-up lines haven't been used on us, but they're so horrible, we had to share them.

    1. "I'm not a religious man, but when I looked into your eyes I saw God's work."
    2. "Hello, my name is Teddy Ruxpin, can I be your friend?"
    3. "Excuse me, can I have my heart back?"
    4. "I hope you know CPR cause you take my breath away"
    5. "Are you cold? You should be cause you've been naked in my mind all day."
    6. "You're so hot you make the plastic in my underwear melt."
    7. "Let's play house, you be the kitchen door and I'll slam you all night."
    8. "They say that a good woman can bring out the best in any man...wanna try?"
    9. "Let's play army. You come back to my place and be all you can be."
    10. "Are you a television? Cause I could watch you all day."
    11. "If beauty were time...you'd be eternity."
    12. "Can I have a quarter cause I told my mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams"
    13. "F*ck me if I'm wrong, but you want me."
    14. "The word is legs, let's go spread the word."
    15. "Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!"
    16. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw."
    17. "Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be."
    18. "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"
    19. "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock."
    20. "I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
    21. "My love for you is like the energizer bunny, it keeps going and going and going……"
    22. "That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be cumming too."
    23. "Yo baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King. You treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away."
    24. "I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it."
    25. "I enjoy doing maintenance, you look like someone I would like to 'tinker' around with."
    26. "You must be from Pearl Harbor, cuz baby, you're the Bomb."
    27. "If you were a new hamburger at McDonalds, you'd be McGorgeous."
    28. "I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?"
    29. "I wish you were a pony carousel at Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter."
    30. "If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon."
    31. "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag."
    32. "If you were a car, I'd wax you and ride you all over town."
    33. "I look good on you."
    34. "I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?"
    35. "You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?"
    36. "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."
    37. "Hi, I'm a necrophilliac. How good are you at playing dead?"
    38. "I lost my bed, can I borrow yours?"
    39. "You must be Jamaican, cuz Jamaican me crazy."
    40. "My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot."
    41. "You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a koala.'
    42. "Hey baby, I'm like American Express, you don't want to leave home with out me."
    43. "Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?"
    44. "Hi, my name is ______, remember it cuz you'll be screaming it all night long."
    45. "Was your dad a farmer? Cuz you sure have great melons."
    46. "Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo-choo."
    47. "The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue."
    48. "Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth."
    49. "Hi, my name is Pogo. Want to jump on my stick?"

    A special thank you to Melissa, aka Evil Eyes, for some of these latest pick-up lines!