Question of the Week

Why Questions?

• This started in the Green T Choir Class. We would come in each day with a new question to ask some of our friends. When one of them visited this page he told us we need a question of the week. So here it is!

Sorry it's taken so long for this page to be updated. Here's the newest question of the week (or month or year...)

And here it is...this week's question.

How does the guy that drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

Some older questions and our favorite answers.

• Who cares which @#%* fork you use?!?!?! Nobody pays any attention anyway....I think. But if you really wanted to be different, you could always alternate between the two when no one is looking.~~Kim
• I say you should use them both and hold them like chop sticks. This way you have fun with your food and people will stare at you wondering what the hell is going on.

• I would have to say that you have to a driver's lisence to buy alcohol just so the store clerks can see how you will end up after drinking becuase all driver's lisence pictures make you look like your drunk anyway. This way they can determine whether you will be a good or bad drunk person. As for the other part, those arn't parking spaces. They are outlined spaces for you to aim at when throwing up everything you have eaten in the past two days, because you thought mixing beer and tequila was a good idea. ~Tim
• It's all just one big government conspiracy!!! You didn't hear this from me, but everyone's driver's license is secretly coded so that when you purchase alcohol, the government knows....it doesn't even have to be scanned, they just know. Then while you are in a bar thoroughly intoxicated and dishing out more money to those governmental crackwhores, your car is also being rigged with a homing device which the CIA will use to track you throughout the rest of your life invading all your private, in-car moments, at least, that is, until you trade in your useless piece of crap car for a better far more expensive model, in which case you are ONCE AGAIN forking out the dough and becoming a helpless manservant to the black hole which we call a government!!! FIGHT THE POWER! (have you hugged a tree today?) Peace & Love, Leigh-Ann

(6/3-6/12) Why is 90210 still on the air? Shouldn't these people have grown up by now and moved away? An even better question, why do people still watch the show?

• Obviously the reason that 90210 is still on the air is because the actors were hired from Tazewell, put in a new environment known as Beverly Hills, and told to act like it was tazewell. Now we all know Tazewell and we all know that the majority of people who graduate from here NEVER leave...thus, the conituity of the show. The reason for the show's continuing popluarity is virtually unknown. But it appears to be the same reason that the whole town of Tazewell turns out each year to watch students walk into the prom...it is a compelling force with no apparent source....it simply happens. Thank you, best wishes to you and yours, Leigh-Ann
• Hmm. This one's a little different than the kind I'm used to from you two. But, it goes like this. 90210 is still on the air because of Tori Spelling. Nobody out of her and her little co-stars are talented enough to get other gigs, so her father makes sure they keep the one they have. It's not particularly funny, but it's the answer, nonetheless. ~Stephen

(5/27-6/3) Why are some fire hydrants red, but then others are yellow? Shouldn't there be one standard color?

• Hello Ladies, Okay, now this is an easy one. The yellow fire hydrants are the ones that have been peed all over by dogs. And homeless people. Dogs and homeless people. Maybe just dogs, I don't know. :) ~Stephen
• I think they are different colors so dogs can accessorize. ~Tim

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