oneliners
ONE LINERS
Genealogy provides many laughs on bumperstickers,
web pages and in magazine. Here are a few good ones!
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He who dies with the most ancestors wins!
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If con is the opposite of pro, is congress the opposite
of progress?
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YOU! out of the gene pool...
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When there's a will, I want to be in it.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming
and yelling like the passengers in his car...
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We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then it gets worse.
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How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE?
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I always check the "Native American" box; I was born in
Tennessee!
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I am NOT illiterate! My parents WERE SO MARRIED!!
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I looked up my family tree! There were two dogs using
it!
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I only work on Genealogy on days that end in "Y".
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I souport publik edekasion.
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I'm always late. My ancestors must have arrived on the
Juneflower.
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I'm searching for myself...Have you seen me?
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Learn from your parents mistakes - use birth control!
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May all your family trees branch toward the stars!
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May the Saint of Genealogists bless you!
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Misers are hard to live with but they make great ancestors.
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Money is the root of all evil, and we need roots!
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My ancestors are copyrighted. You have my permission to
use the data.
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My ancestors are hiding in a witness protection program.
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My hobby is genealogy, and I raise dust bunnies as pets
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Once I gave up on reality, I had so many more options.
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Snoopers welcome! Feel free to provide comments and relatives!
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Someday YOU'LL be an ancestor too!
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That's strange; half my ancestors are WOMEN!
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There is nothing that you can take that will cure Gene-Allergy!
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Try genealogy. You can't get fired and you can't quit!
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We are all related...relatively speaking.
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We shall gather at the river (or the genealogy library
if it rains).
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Whoever said "seek and ye shall find" was NOT a genealogist
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Genealogists do it generation after generation.
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Genealogists do it with a computer.
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Genealogists don't die, they just lose their census.
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Genealogy is like Hide & Seek: They Hide & I Seek!!!!
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GENEALOGY is my hobby. I collect ancestors & descendants.
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My ancestors did WHAT?!?
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What do you mean my grandparents didn't have any kids!?!
