In school, there is a very simple method teachers use to grade tests and quizzes. It's the "fill in the little bubble" method. This technique is widely used on such tests as the SATs and PSATs. However, a new type of bubble sheet was recently devised and is currently in circulation. On these new sheets there are slots to fill in instead of bubbles. Seems harmless enough, but it's not! It has come to my attention that these new not-so-bubbly bubble sheets are really and elaborate new form of brainwashing! Dun Dun Dun!

I was skeptical at first as I'm sure you are too. Then, I received on of these sheets and immediately sent it to the labs. Now, the results are in...

It's true, it's all horribly, horribly true! By simply gazing at one of these papers long enough, a secret message is implanted into one's mind! For now, these messages are fairly harmless and just encourage hard work and discipline, but they could easily become evil and sinister! If we're not careful, we could all become mindless zombies! We can't let this happen!

You still don't believe me, do you? That's ok, you will in due time, for below I have placed one of these sheets. But be careful, don't gaze too long...