Case#88: Catfood, what they don't want you to know
I now bring to you the most bizarre and shocking inquiry yet, Case#88. Catfood, its the very stuff we give to our feline friends everyday. But have you ever wondered why they like it so much? I have, and I must say I am quite surprised with the results of this investigation.
Catfood, is good. Catfood, is tasty. Catfood, is the best kept government secret. We all know how smart cats are. They can make us do just about anything for them. The secret to their intelligence is the catfood! Catfood actually makes the consumer smarter. The government, of course, knows this. They are trying to keep people from trying the catfood because it makes us smarter too! By eating a steady diet of catfood for 4-8 weeks you can increase your brain capacity by 34%!! 34%!!!
