10. Dogs come when you call them. Cats take a message and get back to you when they are good and ready.
9. Dogs let you give them a bath without taking a contract on your life.
8. Dogs will bark to wake you up if the house is on fire. Cats will quietly sneak out the back door.
7. Dogs will bring you your slippers or the evening newspaper. Cats might bring you a dead mouse.
6. Dogs play Frisbee with you all afternoon. Cats take a 3-hour nap.
5. Dogs will sit on the car seat next to you. Cats have to have their own private box or they will not go at all.
4. Dogs will greet you and lick your face when you come home from work. Cats will be mad that you went to work at all.
3. Dogs will sit, lie down, and heal on command. Cats will smirk and walk away.
2. Dogs tilt their heads and listen when you talk. Cats yawn and close their eyes.
1. Dogs give you unconditional love forever. Cats make you pay for every mistake you’ve ever made since the day you were born.
~ I took this out of a newspaper I read a long time ago.
