Three Proofs About Jesus

• Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish
  • He went into his father's business.
  • He lived at home until he was 33.
  • He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.
    
    
• Three Proofs that Jesus was Irish
  • He never got married.
  • He was always telling stories.
  • He loved green pastures.
    
    
• Three Proofs that Jesus was Hispanic
  • His first name was Jesus.
  • He was bilingual.
  • He was always being harassed by the authorities.
    
    
• Three Proofs that Jesus was Italian
  • He talked with his hands.
  • He had wine with every meal.
  • He worked in the building trades.
    
    
• Three Proofs that Jesus was Black
  • He called everybody "brother."
  • He liked Gospel.
  • He couldn't get a fair trial.
    
    
• Three Proofs that Jesus was a Californian
  • He never cut his hair.
  • He walked around barefoot.
  • He started a new religion.
    
    
• Three Proofs that Jesus was a Women
  • He had to feed a crowd, at a moments notice, when there was no food.
  • He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
  • Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do.
    
    

~ This was an email I received a long time ago