My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it. The job was only so-so anyhow
Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was exhausting
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn't cut it
I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't note worthy
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience
Next was a job in a shoe factory; I tried, but I just didn't fit in
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income
I thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell
I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining
My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit, because it was always the same old grind
After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, until I realized there was no future in it
~ This was an email I received a long time ago
