Pets' Pet Peeves

• Dog
  • They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.
  • "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"
  • Human legs that just tease.
  • "What the...HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?!"
    
    
• Cat
  • "Why are these people in my house?"
    
    
• Goldfish
  • "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes...Oh boy! Fish flakes!"
  • "The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!"
  • "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"
    
    
• Parrot
  • "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HECK, no!"
    
    

~ This was an email I received a long time ago