"Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts." -Charles Dickens
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be." -Douglas Adams
I was wise enough never to grow up while fooling most people into believing that I had. -Margaret Mead
It's funny...when I was a kid, I thought grown ups never worried about anything. I trusted my parents to take care of everything and it never occurred to me that they might not know how. I figured that once you grew up, you automatically knew what to do in any given scenario. I don't think I would have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I'd known the whole thing was going to be adlibbed. -Calvin's dad in Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson
God never closes one door without opening another - but honey, standing in that hallway is a -----!
"God gave all men a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one at a time."-Rbin Williams
If we listened to our intellect, we'd never have a love affair. We'd never have a friendship. We'd never go into business, because we'd be cynical. Well, that's nonsense. You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down. ~Ray Bradbury
"If you are going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance." Anonymous
If wrinkles must be written upon our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should not grow old. James A. Garfield
I didn't find my friends; the good God gave them to me. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Of all the things God created, I am often most grateful He created laughter. Charles Swindoll
We do not remember days, we remember moments. Cesare Pavese
I'm as confused as a baby at a topless bar. Unknown
When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, "There's just something about you that pisses me off." Stephen King 1947
My mother said to me, “If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.” Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso. Pablo Picasso. 1881-197
Sometimes I wonder if life is really worth it, then I look at your smile and I know it is. Unknown
When you build the relationship out of true friendship, you put a solid ramp under the whole thing. The ramp doesn't take the adventure out of the ride -- it makes it more secure and fun. Doc Childre
Whoever said that there are plenty of fishes in the sea was lying, sometimes there's only one fish, trust me. Ally McBeal
To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. Unknown
Once in awhile, you find that perfect someone, and after awhile- surprise! -They aren't perfect. Unknown
Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like that? You been reading Redbook again?" Lewis Grizzard
"I am not just another notch on your belt?" she asked him. "Of course not." he said as he put a mark on the chalkboard. Jay Leno
To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior. Rita Rudner
There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed. Jackie Onassis
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. Carol Burnett
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. Erica Jong
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. Johnny Carson
It is not given for anyone to know how long they have left to live,but I fear to leave this world without one single member of the family knowing how to replace a roll of toilet paper. Emma Bombeck
"Greater love has no one than this, that he lay his life down for his friends." - John 15:13
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle." Bono and the Edge from "Around the World"
"Girls got balls. They're just a little higher up, that's all." Joan Jett
To laugh often and much; To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; To appriciate beauty, to find the best in others; To leave the world a bit better, weather by a healthy child, or a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to known even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This has to be success. Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you believe everything you read, better not read. Japanese proverb
If you don't have a dream, how are you going to make a dream come true? Oscar Hammerstein II
Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine. Ralph Waldo Emerson
A label is easy to stick on, but difficult to remove. Old proverb
The woods would be a very silent place if no birds sang except those who sang best. Bernard Meltzer
They say a picture is worth a thousand words. To me, a picture is worth a thousand memories; for when all is said and done, it is the memories that last with us forever. Jeffrey A. Goodman
If no one ever took risks, Michelangelo would have painted on the Sistine floor. Neil Simon
What do I think about when I strike out? I think about hitting home runs. Babe Ruth
Turning it over in your mind won't plough the field. ~ Irish Proverb
Do not look back on happiness, or dream of it in the future. You are only sure of today; do not let yourself be cheated out of it. Henry Ward Beecher
The trouble is: If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. Erica Jong
You've got to jump off cliffs all the time and build your wings on the way down. Ray Bradbury
It isn't until you come to a spiritual understanding of who you are - not necessarily a religious feeling, but deep down, the spirit within - that you can begin to take control. Oprah Winfrey
There is a wonderful mythical law of nature that the three things we crave most in life - happiness, freedom and peace of mind - are always attained by giving them to someone else. Peyton Conway March
The richest man in the world is not the one who still has the first dollar he has ever earned. It's the man who still has his best friend. Martha Mason
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
If houses where built like Microsoft programs,the first woodpecker to come along would desroy all civilization!
Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition." Jacques Barzun
Reputation is what you do when people are looking. Character is what you do when people aren't looking.--Parke Kallenberg
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. S.J. Perelman
A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner
Women were born without a sense of humour, so they could love men and not laugh at them.
Too many people are ready to carry the stool when the piano needs to be moved.
No man is worth your tears, but when you find the man who is worth your tears, he won't make you cry unknow
Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a lost tradition. Jacques Barzun
Friends are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering to fly.
The best relationship is one where your love for each other is greater than your need for each other.
"The love we give away is the only love we keep." Elbert Hubbard
"And when Love speaks, the voice of all the gods Makes heaven drowsy with the harmony." William Shakespeare from "Love's Labour's Lost "
To love someone is nothing. To be loved by someone is something. To be loved by the one you love is everything.
The future belongs to those who believe in thebeauty of their dreams. -Eleanor Roosevelt
It was you who made my heart dance among the stars...... Love is not something that happens on first sight, it happens when you start knowing each other and in turn end up needing each other,for every feeling, for every thought and for every moment
"No three words have greater power than 'I Love You'" Unknown
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything." Anon.
"Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up." James Baldwin
"Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye." H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. Robert Frost
If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed. Kate Halverson
A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. Adlai Stevenson
It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. Andre Gide
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. Anonymous
A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. "What do you mean?" responded her mother. "Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another." Anonymous
Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. Anonymous
We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly embracing each other. Liciano De Crescenzo
Our task must be to free ourselves...by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature and its beauty. Albert Einstein
What we do in life echoes an eternity. Gladiator
Most of all the other things in life come by twos and threes, by dozens and hundreds. Plenty of roses, stars, sunsets, rainbows, brothers and sisters, aunts and cousins, but only one mother in the whole world.
"For the hand that rocks the cradle Is the hand that rules the world." William Ross Wallace
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some people move our souls to dance. They awaken us to new understanding with the passing whisper of their wisdom. Some people make the sky more beautiful to gaze upon. They stay in our lives for awhile, leave footprints in our hearts, and We are never, ever the same.
"Just because some one doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have."
"Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile."
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world." "What matter most is how you see yourself."
"Life is not life unless you make mistakes." Joan Collins
