**Words by Bj, music by 30 Day Warranty**
**All Copyright 2000**
The big ass bastard he jumped on my head
youre too fat to stage dive thats what i said
You're too fat to stage dive
Rob and the rest of the gang kept playing the song
they had no idea that something had gone wrong
the big ass bastard he had me in his view
i knew exactly what he was gonna do so i said...
You're too fat to stage dive
i had a glass of water cause i was feeling weak
the big ass bastard came and stepped on my feet
i said hey bitch are ya looking for a fight
he said yea man thats the only reason im here tonight so i said...
You're too fat to stage dive
*massive solo*
You're too fat to stage dive
*no offense to any fat people out there...
in fact, some of our good friends are fat.
