NIGHT OF THE DARK TURTLE :IN THE LAIR WATCHING NEWS REPORT: Whoa! Outstanding monster flick, dudes. Hey that Godzilla wanna-be is after April! :walks in mixing some pizza sauce in a bowl wearing an apron and a chef's hat: As you can see these robotic dinosaurs are the most realistic ever built! The Natural History Museum hopes that they will increase public awareness about paleology. You see, Michelangelo? It's just the new dinosaur display at the museum. Man it's a good thing, I didn't see that in person or I'd be tangling with that enormo-robot right now! Well that's why I don't need to run myself my ragged fighting like the rest of you. I use my brains. Oh yeah right, to invent electric pepperoni slicers? A lot of my inventions actually work you know? Sure, Donatello. But face it, high tech gimmickry is no substitute for ninja skill and cunning. Hey! I could take on Shredder myself if I had to. Ha! Keep dreaming, Donatello. :ALARM GOES OFF AND THEY RUSH INTO DONATELLO'S WORKSHOP: What the heck is that? It's my early warning system. The system's detected a vibration coming from the inner earth. Dudes, you don't suppose- It could be Krang and Shredder heading up from the Technodrome. Are you sure this heap of junk isn't pulling our collective legs? There's only one way to find out, come on! :TURTLES LEAVE THE LAIR: :AT GOVERNMENT RESEARCH LAB: There it's finished and so am I! I should have never got involved with you, Shredder. At last my micro-blaster is complete! This tiny weapon has enough power to destroy an entire building with a single blast! Oh goodie! I can hardly wait to play with it! I want to play with it! No fair I saw it first! : he and Bebop break the microblaster by snapping it in half: You idiots! You've broken it! :notices the scientist running off: Get that coward back here! Sure thing, boss. :calls in: So what's the hold up, Shredder? I had it within my grasp but these boneheads bumbled it again! Oh yes, blame the help! Just get that thing working or don't come back! Alright! Alright! I may just have to try fixing it myself, you mess of ganglia. I heard that! :OUTSIDE LOOKING FOR THE SCIENTIST: Alright, we're hot on his trail now. :AT THE BUILDING GOING INSIDE: That vibration stopped at that government research lab. We've searched three floors and we haven't seen any sign of Shredder or anything else for that matter. Face it, propeller head, your early warning system is a bust. No way! I'm telling you, behind one of these doors we're going to find-:opens the door: Shredder!! :fixing his microblaster with lasers: The Turtles! Destroy them! :fight Foot soldiers: :goes after Shredder: :sees Donatello: Donatello, no! :holding his arm around Shredder's neck: Oh you, fool! Let me go! :Struggling knocks the laser beams free, they start to shoot through the floor and tables: Uh-oh! Incoming! :knocks the microblaster free from Shredder and it rolls under the generator: My microblaster! :throws Donatello away from him making Donatello slam right into the generator electrocuting him: Donatello! :the laser beams shoot a hole right below Donatello's feet. :rush over to their comrade: :holds Don: Dude are you okay? :Donatello passes out: :runs in: What's going on here? We gotta get him out of here! :Turtles carry their brother through the sewer grate out of the building: :looks for his microblaster but the guard runs towards him and he dives into the hole below the generator escaping: :OUTERSPACE, 3 SPACESHIPS ARE FLYING TOWARDS THE EARTH: : What an incredibly backwards planet! Conquering it should be no problem, Captain Zorax! And by the time we're finished there'll be nothing left but a cinder. :TURTLES LAIR, DONATELLO IS ON A BLANKET UNCONSCIOUS WITH THE OTHERS AND SPLINTERS WATCHING HIM: Is he going to be okay, Master Splinter? I'm afraid it's too soon to tell, Leonardo. He should have never tried to take on Shredder alone. :wakes up but looks so much angrier than before: Shredder…:grabs Leonardo by the shoulders: Why did you stop me? I nearly had him! Yeah! The only thing you had was a warm, eerie, descent glow from head to foot, pal! :gets up and tries to walk out of the lair: I must stop Shredder! :gives chase and wraps his arms around Don from behind holding him: This dude's gone whack-ola! Can you do anything for him, Sensei? Donatello, look at me! Clear your mind of these vicious thoughts, my pupil! Vicious? Shredder's the one who turned you into a rat! Shredder's the one who tries to take over the world every week! Shredder's responsible for everything evil that ever happens! He's out there somewhere and I am going to get him! :breaks free and continues to walk: :jumps in front of Don, blocking him: No you're not in shape to do anything! Yah you had a major shock, dude. Yes, perhaps you're right. I could use a little rest. :walks past them acting like he's going towards their rooms. :watches him: I'd say the cheese has slipped off our amigo's pizza. :IN WORKSHOP: :walks in and stops at his table, knocking his comic books off: Now to get to work. :looks at his reflection in the mirror: I am sick of these stupid masks! :taking off his eye mask tossing it on the floor: Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot! I need a new disguise, which will strike utter fear into their hearts! Especially Shredder! :picks up the Dark Avenger Comic and looks at it: :AT THE GOVERNMENT RESEARCH LAB: :looks at the guards: There's no way to get into that factory plant! Thanks to those meddling turtles the security's been beefed up. I am going to need some help. :Runs off: :AT TURTLES LAIR, TURTLES ARE WHERE THEIR ROOMS ARE STANDING OUTSIDE DONATELLO'S BEDROOM: I'm worried, Master Splinter. That shock may have pushed Donatello completely over the edge. Yeah he's really changed! :throws off the blanket off Don's bed showing just pillows there: I'd say! He's turned into a bunch of fluffy pillows! Where'd he go? :they run off to the workshop: :appears at the lair with his orange eyes glowing in a batman like disguise: Now I'm ready to take on Shredder as the most feared creature of night: The Dark Turtle! Whoa! Way cool entrance, dude! Donatello, have you lost your mind? On the contrary, I'm sanier than I ever was. Well you're staying here until it wears off! I don't have time to play these games! A little turtle smoke will handle you! :throwing a turtle like object on the ground, it begins to spin throwing out smoke: :fall to the ground coughing: :runs out of the room, wearing an oxygen mask: Shredder's out there somewhere and I've got to stop him! Now Shredder prepare to face the wrath of the Dark Turtle! :runs off in search of Shredder: :gets up and runs to the smoke bomb: Must get rid of that smoke bomb! : takes the bomb and puts it into a small pipe and closes the lid: :gets up: We got to stop Donatello before someone gets hurt. :STREETS OF NEW YORK AT NIGHT WITH THE FULL MOON IN THE SKY, DARK TURTLE IS WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH COMPLETE ANGER ON HIS FACE: :jump in front of Dark Turtle to block his path: :looks confused yet frustrated: Why are you trying to stop me? You know what a menace Shredder is! :Because you can't take him all alone, you can get hurt. :The only who's going to get hurt…is Shredder! :kicks the Turtles out of his way, knocking them down. Pulls out a turtle shell like grappling hook and throws it up on the roof above him and reels his way up, the turtles jump after him but are too slow and hit their heads against each other, falling back down to the ground: I think I liked him better when he was the meek, brainy one. :gets up: I'd say he's gone totally bats. :rubs his head as he gets up: Better not, dude, could be trademark infringement. :THE TURTLECOM BEEPS: : Turtles, you must return to the lair at once! It's urgent! But Donatello? :Hurry, Leonardo! :hangs up: : DOCK WAREHOUSE: : I don't want anything to do with you, Shredder. : If you refuse to help me, I'll-:looks at Jackson's men pulling guns out on him: have to keep the ridiculous high fee I was going to pay you. : Alright, you got my interest. I want a dozen of your best men. :TIMES SQUARE OF NEW YORK, THE SPACESHIPS LAND, TRICERATONS EXIT THE CRAFTS: :I claim this planet in the name of the Triceraton empire. :BACK IN TURTLES LAIR, TURTLES RUN WITH MASTER SPLINTER TO DONATELLO'S WORKSHOP WHERE THE EARLY WARNING SYSTEM IS BLARING: :What is it dudes? I believe it's Donatello's Early Warning Alarm System. Whatever it is, the problem seems to be in the midtown area. Let's go! Whoa! Whoa! Wait! Wait! You mean you actually are going to trust this thing? Why not? Well the guy who invented it is currently swinging around the city in his underwear! :TURTLES LEAVE THE LAIR IN PURSUIT: :holds a gun up to an innocent person: Freeze, buddy! Give me your wallet. Leave him alone, you insect! :kicking the thug down letting the person run off: Alright, scuzbucket! Where can I find the Shredder? I don't know what you're talking about. :takes out a turtle shell device but has razor blades on the end of it sounding like a chainsaw: I think you do! :cutting a light post nearby, grabbing it and using the end of it to pin the thug in the air against the building: Now talk! Okay! Okay! I heard a couple of Wolf Jackson's boys said they had a job to do for Shredder. :takes off running: Hey come back! You can't leave me hanging here! :SHREDDER AND JACKSON'S MEN AT THE RESEARCH LAB AGAIN LOOKING AT THE GUARDS: We'll have to divert their attention :hear faint distant voice of a young girl crying out for help: :Larry, Moe, check it out! :Larry and Moe run off by the corner to where the cry is heard from: :disguises voice as one of the guards: Hey chief, give us a hand! :runs around the corner seeing his comrades tied up with guns pointing at him: Surprise, copper! :he and the men run off into the lab: :IN MIDTOWN SECTION OF THE CITY WHERE THE TRICERATONS ARE AT: :walks up to a group of people with a device, which creates a laser beam cage around them holding them in: :watches with a smile: These mammals are not putting up any resistance. No but we Turtles are! :he and Raph and Mike run to where the Triceratons are coming from the sewer: Normally I wouldn't fight fellow reptiles but since you are in league with these humans: he and his comrades surround the turtles with their laser guns ready: Well, Leonardo, I don't think they came in peace. :IN ANOTHER PART OF THE CITY, ROCKSTEADY AND BEBOP ARE OUT STILL LOOKING FOR THAT SCIENTIST ON THE EMPTY NIGHT STREETS: Oh I don't think we are going to find that guy! We've been looking for hours! Yah, it's way past my bedtime midnight snack break. I'll give you a break :holding on to a rope hanging down from the building beside them in front of them: :looks up at him: Ha Ha! What are you suppose to be? A trick or treat turtle? :he and Rocksteady laugh as they pull out their laser blasters: Laugh this off, Scuzbombs! :shoots tiny grappling hooks from his gloves catching their laser blasters and tossing them aside: Why you little creep!! :he and Rocksteady run towards the Dark Turtle but Dark Turtle disappears before them: Hey where'd he go? :comes up behind them and kicks them down while jumping in front of them again: (Bebop and Rocksteady stagger to get up, dazed and confused. Dark Turtle lassos them with a rope swinging it over a traffic light post for support and pulls them off the ground) Wolf Jackson. Where is he? Who? That gangster who hides out in the big shanty on the wharf? Thanks for the info! :ties the end of the rope around a fire hydrant to hold them up there making Rocksteady and Bebop hit their heads on the traffic light and runs off: Good thing you didn't tell him what he needed to know the boss may have gotten mad. Yah but if we hang around here we won't know how the rest of the story turns out. :BACK IN THE MIDTOWN AREA, THE TURTLES ARE FIGHTING THE TRICERATONS: (Zorax shoots at Leonardo but Leonardo knocks the laser away and Zorax pulls out 2 sharp knives from within his wrist cuffs, he and Leonardo begin to fight. Michelangelo whips out his grappling hook and swings it around and throws it at a Triceraton but Triceraton ducks and grabs the grappling hook and pulls Michelangelo close to him:Cowabunga-whoa!!!!: and picks him up spinning him in circles above his heads and tosses him) :in front of the side of a bus looking around, one of the Triceratons charges at him, he jumps and the Triceratons slams into the side of the bus burying his horns into it: :pulls himself free, snarling: Come back and fight :but Raph runs for cover: :meanwhile busy fighting Leonardo: We Triceratons are the greatest warriors in the universe! We've conquered half the galaxy: cutting Leonardo's sword in half with his knives and kicking him down, picks him up and throws him: And you three will never stop us! :take cover behind a parked car dodging the laser blasts: We're seriously out-gunned, dude. We need the Turtle van! Are you kidding? Those horn-heads will make Swiss cheese out of it! Have you got a better idea? Hang on, we'll be right back: he and the Turtles jump away from the car heading towards safety to go back to the lair: :BACK AT JACKSON'S HIDEOUT: We set Shredder up, boss. :sitting at his desk: Good, I'm sick of dealing with that weirdo. :busts through the hideout's door: Deal with me now, Wolf! :walks towards Wolf, his men run at Dark Turtle but he pushes them away: Out of my way, low- life scum! :reaches into his desk drawer and pulls out a gun: :walks to Jackson, gripping his wrist of the hand that hands the gun and pulls and throws the gun away. Who are you? What do you want? :pushes Jackson towards the wall of the hideout, pushing him through the wall and holds him by the collar of his trench coat over the edge of the pier with the water below: Shredder, where is he? He's at that government lab! He's working on some gizmo! Thanks for the information, slime ball! :drops Jackson into the water and walks away: You creep! This was my best suit! :BACK AT MIDTOWN AGAIN, THE TRICERATONS ARE PREPARING THE STARGATE GENERATOR: Activate the star gate generator. :pulls a lever down on a device it shoots a blue laser into the sky which turns one small part of the sky into a hole showing stars on the outside: In less than a hour, this entire planet will be ours! (Turtle squeals around the corner firing laser cannons from the top of it. A Triceraton shoots a laser beam causing a huge pothole in front of the van making the Turtle Van's front end fall into the hole stopping it) You see? I warned you something like this would happen. :walks in front of the Turtle van: I suggest you look skyward. :look upwards seeing the hole in sky, their mouths gaped open: Whoa! Heavy duty special effects, dudes! It is a star gate, a hole in the fabric of space and time. In one hour, the earth's orbit will carry it directly into the star gate and the entire planet will be instantly transported across the galaxy to the Triceraton home world where it will be stripped clean. Well it can't get much worse than this. Don't be too sure dude. We still have a whole another act to go. In one hour the planet Earth will be instantly transported to the Triceraton home worlds. It will be looted of all resources. Humans will be taken as slave labor and then the planet will be reduced to a chard cinder! Man that could put a serious crimp in Earth's future What we need is some incredibly clever plan to sabotage their equipment. Yah but that's Donatello's department. And in case you hadn't noticed our resident brain has a few loose keys on his accordion. We've got to find him! Come on! You are fellow reptiles. We don't want to fight you! Join us! We'll take a rain check on that. :slams Turtle van into reverse and the van squeals out of there: :GOVERNMENT RESEARCH LAB: :inside again, fixing the microblaster with the laser beam guns, wearing a shielded protection goggles: :calls in: Shredder, what's taking so long?! Calm down. My microblaster is nearly complete, Krang. Well stop on it! How long does a fellow have to wait to rule the world?! :hangs up: :slamming the door open: Alright, Shredder! It's just you and me! :lifts up his goggles looking at him: Ha Ha! What are you suppose to be? I'm your worst nightmare :walks in towards Shredder: You've been watching too much tv, Turtle boy :uses the laser beam gun as a weapon firing at Dark Turtle but he disappears: Where'd he go? :lands behind Shredder, grabbing the laser beam gun away in one hand and holding Shredder with the other hand: Now, Shredder, for the final showdown! :TURTLE VAN DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD IN PURSUIT OF DONATELLO: I've got a fix on him! Head north! :BACK AT THE GOVERNMENT RESEARCH LAB: :throws Shredder against some computers making him slide down to the ground, walks towards him: Get on your feet, you sleezbag! Time for my turtle-cuffs!: takes out his turtle cuffs and leans down to get Shredder: :kicks him away making Dark Turtle fly into a table: That ridiculous outfit hasn't made you any less gullible! :is on the ground of the broken table looking up at Shredder: You won't fool me twice, you vermin! : gets up and grabs one of the laser beam guns breaking it free and starts to swing it wildly striking everything in his path as he walks towards Shredder: :throws a table and makes it hit Dark Turtle then climbs up a ladder to a small catwalk above the generators: :throws the table off of him: Turn the tables on me, will you?! :gets out a grappling hook and throws it to the catwalk in front of Shredder and reels upwards making himself in front of Shredder, catching him by surprise and holds him by his cloak over the generator: Now I've got you right where I want you! :walk in seeing Dark Turtle holding Shredder at his mercy over the generator: Donatello, no!! Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! :laughing manically: At last the Dark Turtle is triumphant!! :looks around and notices something about the generator: That generator is on wheels! :he and Raph take off for the generator while Michelangelo uses his grappling hook to get up on the catwalk: Farewell, accursed enemy! :drops Shredder: :push the generator out of the way using their shells as protection as Shredder falls on top of them: You were always a pain in the neck, Shredhead. :jumps at Dark Turtle: I got you, dude! :but he loses his balance and pushes Dark Turtle off the catwalk down on the generator: Dude!!! :hits the generator getting electrocuted again, falling off unconscious: :grab him and pull him to safety: :he and Bebop run in: Boss, you've got to get out of here! That turtle's gone psycho! I know I know! :holding his head, gets up and runs out with the mutants: :wakes up, the eye slits in his mask aren't orange anymore but his normal eyes: What happened? What I am doing in this stupid super-hero costume? You had a major gonzoid attack, dude. Well gee did I miss anything important? :leans down to Don: Yah, take a gander out the window :walks towards the window and sees the hole in the sky from the star gate generator: I think you better tell me about this, guys. :takes off his mask now wearing his normal bandanna: This little gizmo of Shredder's should give us enough fire power if I can get it working. :scratching his head: Well it's not as simple as that. Yeah even if we beat those Triceracreeps there's probably a skuzamillion more where they came from. Oh then we've got to convince them to leave Earth alone, forever. Their leader said something about not wanting to fight us because we're reptiles. Hey! Maybe they don't attack planets where reptiles are the dominant species. That's it! We've got to get to the Natural History Museum! Come on! :BACK IN MIDTOWN AREA: Three more minutes and this miserable planet will be half way across the galaxy where it will be come the personal property of the Triceraton Confederate :the roars of dinosaurs approach them: What the-?!! (Three dinosaurs: a stegosaurus, a tyrannosaurus and a brontosaurus storm towards them, roaring smashing the Triceraton's equipment) :controlling the robot controls while Donatello is working on the microblaster: It's working, Donatello! They think those robot dinosaurs are real! :grabs a gun from a Triceraton: Those beasts must be stopped! But Captain, we can't harm fellow dinosaurs. They'll destroy us if we don't! :starts to shoot the robots along, the other Triceratons start to do so as well: Hurry up, Donatello! Our dinosaurs are starting to look pretty ragged! It's done! :puts his Dark Turtle's mask still on and slides the microblaster on the right side, takes off for the Triceratons: Alright, you geeks! :stands there in front of the Triceratons: How dare you fire at my loyal minions! Who are you? I am Donatello, ruler of this planet and the mightiest reptile in the universe! You lie! No reptile is mightier than we Triceratons! Can a Triceraton do this? :fires the microblaster at a Triceraton tank, it seems to look at their angle that he is firing the laser beam from his eye: :looks shocked: I don't believe it! :fires again hitting a laser beam and a car: This is my planet and you're not taking it anywhere! :hitting the star gate generator destroying it: The star gate generator!! No!! Captain, we must retreat. Clearly these reptiles are superior to us in every way. :the Triceratons get into their craft and blast off: Go on, scram. Before I get really mad. :shaking his fist at the ships effortlessly: :approach Donatello: Donatello, you did it! I take back every rotten thing I ever said about you, pal! You are truly the most awesomest turtle of them all! Hey all it took was a little brains and a little help from Shredder :grinz: :BACK IN THE SEWERS LATER ON: :in the lair switching the channels on the tv while his 2 brothers:: Raph and Leo stand behind him: Man the Donster pretty much creamed Shredder single-handedly. Yeah I can believe it. He was so crazed he made Casey Jones look like a wallflower Well things should quiet it down now since he's back to normal. :is heard in his workshop: Grr..shredder! Where's that shredder?! Oh no not again! :he and the others run into the workshop: :has an angry look on his face as he throws objects behind him, is tackled to the ground by his brothers: You've got to come to your sense dude! We are not going to let you go after Shredder again. What are you talking about? I'm looking for my electric cheese shredder. I'm just dieing for a pizza. :Gets back up: :Aww dude! :hit their foreheads with their hands and fall to the floor: THE END