Real Ultimate Power

Hi, this is site is all about orcs, REAL ORCS.  This site is awesome.    My name is Ian and I can't stop thinking about orcs.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1.    Orcs are mammals.

2.    Orcs fight ALL the time.

3.    The purpose of the orc is to flip out and kill people.

Weapons and gear:

Axes   

                swords                  Maces                                                     

Testimonial:

Orcs can kill anyone they want!  Orcs eat people ALL the time and don't even think twice about it.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this orc who was eating in Orgrimmar.  And when some troll dropped a nuke the orc killed the whole city.  My friend Maruk said that he saw an orc totally uppercut some gnome just because the gnome opened a window.

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you don't believe that orcs have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.  

Orcs are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Orcs are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I can't wait to start anger management classes next year.  I love orcs with all of my body (including my pee pee).    

Q and A:.

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about orcs?

A: Orcs are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, orcs are very destructive and mean.

Q: I heard that orcs are always cruel or mean.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, orcs can be mean OR totally awesome. 

Q: What do orcs do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent disemboweling, but sometime they pork.  (Ask Maruk if you don't believe me.)

Here's me ready to ROCK (or ready for bed)!!!