If I Learn To Fly

LFO

If I learn to fly 
I won't go nowhere
I'll be sitting here
On my front porch
With a bottle in my hand 

(1st Verse)
Lately I've been thinking
What's been wrong with me 
(What's been wrong with me)
I woke up aroound 12:30 
That's pretty good for me
(Pretty good for me... and ya don't stop) 
Me and Spicoli at the mall
Walkin' round and round the food court
Lookin' for someone, anyone 

(Chorus)
If I learn to fly 
I won't go nowhere
I'll be sitting here
On my front porch
With a bottle in my hand 
Should I learn to fly 
I'll just be right here
Watching tv on my sofa
Yes, I hope you understand 

(2nd Verse) 
I went to see my doctor 
He asked what's wrong with me 
(Just what's wrong with me) 
I said it's trouble with my eyesight 
He asked how can this be? 
(How can this be?... and ya don't stop) 
Cause I can't see myself workin' 
It's always been a problem 
I just need someone, anyone 

(Chorus) 
If I learn to fly 
I won't go nowhere
I'll be sitting here
On my front porch
With a bottle in my hand
Should I learn to fly 
I'll just be right here 
Watching tv on my sofa 
Yes, I hope you understand 

Hey now, hey now 
It's just another lazy day now 
Hey now, alright
Hey now, hey now 
I think it's time to fly away now 
Hey now 
On second thought, I think I'll stay 
Work? What do you mean work?
I thought W-O-R-K was a radio station?
My stereo's broken 
I'm on permanant vacation 
Me and Spicoli at the mall 
Walkin' round and round the food court 
Lookin' for someone, anyone 

(Chorus) 
If I learn to fly 
I won't go nowhere 
I'll be sitting here 
On my front porch 
With a bottle in my hand 
Should I learn to fly 
I'll just be right here
Watching tv on my sofa 
Yes, I hope you understand

(Chorus) 
If I learn to fly 
I won't go nowhere 
I'll be sitting here 
On my front porch 
With a bottle in my hand 
Should I learn to fly
I'll just be right here 
Watching tv on my sofa 
Yes, I hope you understand 

(Chorus) 
If I learn to fly
I won't go nowhere 
I'll be sitting here 
On my front porch 
With a bottle in my hand