Groaners!
Jokes that make you go owh!
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A horse goes into a bar, the bartender says,
"Why the long face?"
The horse says, "'Cause I'm a horse."
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A grasshopper goes into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender brings him his beer and says,
"You know, we have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper says, "Oh? You have a drink
named Bob?"
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A child swallows her lunch money at school and
is promptly rushed to the hospital. Her parents
show up at the hospital in a panic.
"Doc, How is she?" they cry.
And the doctor says, "No change!"
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Did you hear about the midget nudist?
He went around sticking his nose in
other people's business.
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What do you call a psychic midget on the run
form the law?
A small medium at large.
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