the mtv/nickledeon conspiracy

ok, so i belive nickelodeon is brainwashing today's youth, and getting them ready to watch mtv when they reach the proper age. first off, mtv owns nickelodeon, so they want the kids to watch mtv when they get older, so they put similiar programming on. nickelodeon now has slime time live(stl), and that's to get kids ready to watch total request live(trl, see a similiarity?). once a youngster gets to old to watch the programming on nick, they want something that they are used to watching, so they will go to mtv, because they are kinda used to that, from watching nick. see, mtv is evil, they are braiwashing today youth. so, protect your family from the evil that is mtv. i mean, don't stop watching nick, they have some good cartoons, like rugrats. just don't fall into the mtv/nickelodeon conspircy. peace yo