Battles #1-#5 Battles #6-#10 Battles #11-#15 Battles #16-#20 Light Version Records Here are the Fan Battle records... Nothing Here Yet. Be Patient. o.o;;

Color Key: Narration / Charactor Fan Battle #26-Once Upon A Forehead (Written by Falconry) October 4th, 2000 Player: Albert Einstein [0-0-0] No Record MM! Forehead=Blood=Delicious. It ain't a dog's life! AIN'T ain't in WEBSTER'S! Also, ALBERT EINSTEIN is a LEECH! A LEECH can't have a D0G'S LIFE! D0G=d0g-d-g=0=O=o. SHADDUP! SHADDUP=SHUT UP=Shut up. NARRATOR used SIGH! NARRATOR sighed! Please leave. I am enjoying my meal. ALBERT EINSTEIN used ENJOY! MEAL is NURSE JOY! It's not very joyous..... Please hold still, Ms. Joy. I might fall off, and your forehead is quite delicious. NURSE JOY is MARRIED! Oh? To whom? To a SLOBBERING, LOVESICK kid named BROCK! Oh. NURSE JOY wants to fight! Ma'am, I am a man of science. Mind over matter. ALBERT EINSTEIN used E=MC^2! It's super effective! EAR fainted! But, not before using REASON! EAR reasoned that a LEECH couldn't be a MAN, much less a MAN OF SCIENCE! Please, ma'am, in a fight, someone could get hurt. NURSE JOY says you're ALREADY hurting it! No person is an it, as not with leeches. NURSE JOY sent out HAT! Go. Tick. The enemy's who knows how many times bigger than you! Go! TICK! Tick. Suck. TICK used SUCK! TICK sucks! TICK fainted! Go. Myself. Go! ALBERT EINSTEIN! HAT used PUT ON! It's super dark! ALBERT EINSTEIN fainted! NURSE JOY wins! Fan Battle #27-Face's Nummy Muffin Coco Butter Ranch (Written by Zander Harris) August 31st, 2000 Player: Face [0-0-0] No Record Recap: In 1990 a crack tem of commandos were sent to prison. These men promtly escaped to the Los Angelous undergorund. They split up and get together to g oon missions. symbols:-Face,*Narrarator,+Amber Everly This farm of ours is turning out really great Amber... I should call hannibal and the guys to come look at it. AMBER EVERLY: Temp sug you don't need to impress them... Col. Decker, Col. Lynch and some army guys pull into the driveway! Damn! Decker found me. AMBER EVERLY: I Take it that is a bad thing? Yes... Get in the car we gotta go the back way... AMBER EVERLY: Which Car? The ferrarie or the corvette? You take the ferrarie and i'll take the vette. We can confuse them... Amber and Face got into the cars and tried to trick Decker! Attack Failed! Amber got away but they got Face. Not again... Face punched Decker in the mouth! Decker Fainted! Army ran away! Lynch stayed! So lynch i'm gonna have to fight you huh? Lynch shook his head yes! Face grabbed his machine gun and took cover! Lynch threw his gun down! Face came out! Well you wanna fight like a man ah? Fine Go Me! Face sent out Face! Decker sent out decker! Face used punch! Face punched Lynch in the mouth! Lynch used Teeth spit! Lynch spit out all of his teeth at face! Not very effedctive! I'll use Scam! Face scammed a bus from a bus line! Face called B.A.! B.A. arrived! B.A. made an armor platted bus! B.A. drove the bus over Lynch's jeep the left! I'll Use kick ass! Face used a conviently placed glass bottle of Kick ass! The bottle Kicked Fac'es Ass! Ouch!!! Ouch!!! Gun shoot went off for no reason at all! Nummy Muffin Coco butters stampeded Lynch! Lynch is in critical condition! Face poked Lynch with a stick! Lynch fainted! Face won! Fan Battle #28-Man, I Haven't Made A Battle In A Long Time (Written by Unown13) January 27th, 2002 Player: GS68 [0-0-0] No Record zzz... In the MEANTIME, wild HENTAI appeared! ALL RIGHT WEBBIES, WHICH ONE OF YOU POSTED THAT #*@$? AND WHERE? DITTO36: Nope. Not me. FLASHFIRE: Why would I do that? Anyway, I saw it on your board. ACK. SOMEONE VIOLATED RULE #6. NARRATOR noticed your EXCESSIVE USE OF CAPS LOCK! Oops. Sorry. CH-- NARRATOR used MAUL! NARRATOR threw DARTH MAUL at GS! Ouch. Chaos Control! GS used CHAOS CONTROL! SKYLER appeared! Ok Skydude, did YOU post the H? SKYLER: *gulp* And I AM NOT SKYDUDE! SWEATDROPS start POURING down SKYDUDE's FACE! Oh, let me guess, YOU did it, right? SKYLER used FLEE! FLEA bit SKYLER's ARM! SKYLER: Hey, I said 'flee,' not 'flea.' GS wants to fight! W00T! Now I get to kill the idiot who posted H on my board! GS sent out X-WING! SKYLER sent out TIE FIGHTER! ...the T13 F1GHTR3 sux0rz. TIE FIGHTER used TIE! Another fighter? TIE FIGHTER tied up X-WING! X-WING fainted! Oh sh*t. GO Y-WING! The enemy is not a ship! Go Y-WING! Y-WING used ION CANNON! BLAST of MILLIONS OF IONS came out from a HOLE in the Y-WING'S POLYGONAL SURFACE! ION BLAST hits TIE FIGHTER! HAH! IONS caused TIE FIGHTER to GENERATE EXTREME AMOUNTS OF STATIC ELETRICITY! I thought ion cannons disabled targets. A-WING appeared! STAR DESTROYER appeared! ION CANNON from OUTPOST b APPEARED! In the MEANTIME, LUKE failed MISSION 3! Urrh? BESPIN SHIELD GENERATOR appeared! SENSOR FROM IMPERIAL ACADEMY HEIST appeared! WEDGE: They picked me up on their sensors... Huh? Wedge is in the Y-wing? Then that must mean... MISSION FAILED! MFS: Imperial sensors detected your approach. Fly low to avoid them. Huh? What am I doing here, battling or playing Rogue Leader? STAR WARS ROGUE LEADER! Now available at a Wal-Mart near you! So does this mean I lost? YES! Stupid "TIE fighter," or should I say "tying fighter"... /me picks "Back to Mission Select and picks Battle of Endor level Fan Battle #29-New Battle(Written by Unown13) February 23rd, 2002 Player: Hack Kor mkII [0-0-0] No Record HELLO I AM HACK KOR, I AM A LEET HAX0R AS MANEY OF YUO MAY NOW! NARRATOR thinks your EXCESSIVE USE OF CAPS LOCK is not 1337! ok fien7 THAT'S better! mi freinds do this anywaey!!111 IT'S OBSTACEL SUMMONIGN TIEM!! oh fsxx0r now im goign to die liek all teh othar newbees! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Wild MISSING NO. appeared! that is so laem i've seen that already. MISSING NO. died of AGE! HAHA YUO HAEV NO SKILLZ! AARGH! :p NARRATOR decides to take DRASTIC MEASURES! NARRATOR wants to FIGHT1 WHAT TYEP OF CARPPEY POKEMONE DO YUO HAEV? LET ME GEUSS: INVISIBEL POKEMON YUO CANT FIND SO YUO CAN ORDAR TEHM AROUND, RIHGT????///// NARRATOR sent out ROCK! ROCK turned into KIRBY! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! HACK sent out PC! THAT'S OKAEY I'LL JUST CARSH YOUR KARBY WITH TEH COMPUTAR247 KIRBY used INHALE! < PC was fully inhaled! PC: HELP TEH KIRBEY HAS SWALLOWED ME AND THIS MOUTH SI STINKEY WHEN WAS TEH LAST TIEM YUO BRUSHED YOUR TEETH? KIRBY now LOOKS LIKE a MONITOR!!! Oh grate now hes going to hax0r my computar just like I haxx0r3d...uh...er...dot dot dot... NARRATOR reminds YOU that YOU HAVE NOT HACKED A COMPUTER YET~!!! STUFF IT I NEVAR GOT MI HAX0RING LICENES!!!!!1111 HACK was EXPELLED from HACKING SCHOOL! PC is AWAITING YOUR ORDERS! attax0r teh fightars--er, kirby!!!! PC used ATTACK! With WHAT? A. A napkin B. Your car keys C. A lightsaber D. Nothing, have it inject itself with Arbok poison and die within 2 weeks like James did JAMES: I did not die stupid! NOw stop bringing me up this is making $%@^&* angry cuz I get more attention! I AM NOT GOING TO PIK D!!1 HACK picked D! WHAT!?!??!?!?!?!?1/1/1 PC is holding a SYRINGE in the AIR! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!3 PC used INJECT! PC was fully INJECTED! YUOR PC HSA CARSHED great now ill have to steal lord sloths blood... I SURRENDAR!!!1 NOW LET ME FIND TEH LEET LORD OF THE SLOTHS! LORD OF THE RINGS! Still playing at a theater near you! GS68/U13/PARANOiA190: That's not funny I almost fell asleep watching it! GS68 is fast asleep! NARRATOR never REALIZED you had 3 NAMES] Hope you aren't nostophobic, because...