Battles #1-#5 Battles #6-#10 Battles #11-#15 Battles #16-#20 Welcome to the Light Version Home of the W-Men Light Version Recocords Here are the Fan Battle records... Nothing Here Yet. Be Patient. o.o;;

Color Key: Narration / Charactor Fan Battle #1-Megabite Crashes In June 21st, 2000 Player: Megabite [0-0-0] No Record MEGABITE is walking down the road wild WOMAN appears! WOMAN wants to fight! MEGABITE sends out UNCLE PENNYBAGS! WOMAN sends out MOTHER-IN-LAW! uncle pennybags, use LAWSUIT UNCLE PENNYBAGS sues MOTHER-IN-LAW and gets a restraining order! WOMAN takes back MOTHER-IN-LAW! WOMAN sends out RABID DOG! DOG uses BITE! UNCLE PENNYBAGS has been bit! UNCLE PENNYBAGS faints pennybags, return! MEGABITE sends out TRUNKS trunks, use ANTIFREEZE! RABID DOG sniffs the ANTIFREEZE, licks it, and countinues! RABID DOG uses SCRATCH! he jumps in the air, but before he reaches trunks, he passes out on the floor! It was the anti freeze! WOMAN sends out WOMAN! WOMAN uses COMMAND! WOMAN tells TRUNKS to mow the lawn! TRUNKS runs away in fear! MEGABITE sends out THE REAL SLIM SHADY! SLIMY SHADY, use profanity! SLIM SHADY starts singing WOMAN faints! MEGABITE wins! all right! Fan Battle #2-Mathemaniac, Revealed! June 28th, 2000 Player: Daryl [0-0-0] No record Sigh...time to grade the quizes MATHEMANIAC appeared! EKKKK!!!! But that's pyshically impossible! MATHEMANIIAC: Not if I had you for a math teacher! Wait do you tell me you are one of my students which I have turn in to a Math Maniac? MATHEMANIAC is revealing her TRUE IDENTITY! MATHEMANIAC is actually LAURA DALE! Can this be? The little goody two shoes rival of Donna has finally found a way into my top secret lab in which I grade papers? LAURA demands extra credit! NO!!! I shall never let you get that A+ in math! LAURA wants to fight! LAURA sends out REPORT CARD! What am I to do? I know! Go Red Grading Pen Of Fs! Daryl sent out RED GRADING PEN OF FS! RED GRADING PEN OF FS was renamed to RGPOF! REPORT CARD used GOOD GRADES! LAURA's pride greatly rose! ??? What was that for? RGPOF! Use your Big Fat F- attack! RGPOF used BIG FAT F-! LAURA fainted from shock! DARYL wins! Great, now I have to grade all these quizes in 2 hours... What the heck! They all get Fs! Fan Battle #3-The Demon, The Dough, and the Ducks June 28th, 2000 Player: Megabite [1-0-0] Last Battle: Win vs. Woman megabite is sitting down near a forest wild DOUGH TREE appears! man, that is wierd... MEGABITE sends out DJ LETHAL! dj lethal, use turntable! DJ LETHAL throws 2 discs and slices DOUGH TREE! but, the attack only made DOUGH TREE into 2 pieces! DOUGH TREE #1 uses STRECH SLAP! The move is very effective! dj lethal return, go DIABLO! DOUGH TREE #2 uses RAZOR LEAF! But it has no effect on DIABLO! diablo, use scorch! DIABLO baked the DOUGH TREE and ate it! but before he baked it, the DOUGH TREE dropped two DOUGH NUTS! The DOUGH NUTS used dig! they didn't come back up... The ground started to shake and 2 GOLDUCKS popped out of the ground! ok...? MEGABITE threw MASTERBALLS! MEGABITE caught the 2 GOLDUCKS! Fan Battle #4-Attack of the Pokéfan July 6th, 2000 Player: Crazed Poké Boy [0-0-0] No record CPB is watching POKéMON on TELEVISION! Who is that, and why did you call me cpb? CPB is confused! It hurt itself in its confusion! Owies, stop that! I'm trying to watch Pokémon! SISTER enters room! SISTER demands that you give her REMOTE! Over my dead body! BIGSISTER grabs REMOTE! Hey! CPB also grabs REMOTE! It's a tug of war! Hey, could you say something like, CPB got REMOTE? No, NARRATOR has better idea! CPB and SISTER were sucked into TV through sequence obviously ripped off from PLEASANTVILLE! CPB and SISTER are in POKéMON! Wow, sis, your eyes are huge! SISTER screams to be let out! It's not very effective... ANIMEMOM says hello to CPB! Wow, I have a new mother! Hey, if this is Pokémon, maybe... Mom, could I start my own Pokémon journey? ANIMEMOM says it's OK with her! YES! I'll finally be able to have one of my own! CPB is daydreaming! SISTER's nausea is building! SISTER says that they should try to find away home! Why go home when we have the Pokémon universe before us? SISTER tells you not to remind her! You can go home, but I'm staying here! SISTER says that's fine with her! SISTER was instantly transported to reality! Wow, that was quick... Man, I am so excited, I can finally begin my journey to become a Pokémon Master! NARRATOR tells CPB to join the club! Really, what kind of club? NARRATOR would roll eyes if he had any! Huh? Anyways, look out, Pokémon world, here I come! CPB heads off on POKéMON JOURNEY! Fan Battle #5-I'm In Stitches VII July 6th, 2000 Player: SD [0-0-0] No record Hmmm... Now, whos my worst favorite pokemon... I'll torture it... SQUIRTLE volunteers! Ya gotta be kidding me! It's too cuuuuuuuuuuute... MAGIKARP volunteers! Fine, you'll do. MAGIKARP died! MAGIKARP went to LIMBO! My characters suffer the limbo. Live it. Oops, I got a little close to an oxymoron there... TAUROS is OFFENDED! That's NOT what I meant by an Oxymoron. TAUROS wants to FIGHT! Go Magikarp! Use splash! SD sent out MAGIKARP! MAGIKARP used SPLASH! TAUROS died! Those jokes are old but use. So hehe. SD used HEHE! And... Nothing HAPPENED! Well I should've figured. Now, Ninetales and Lapras shall die for being tough opponents in pokemon stadium. Hah. MAGIKARP used SPLASH! NINETALES and LAPRAS died! And Zapdos will also die for being a tough opponent. Same goes, Onix. MAGIKARP used SPLASH! ONIX died! ZAPDOS died! I have plenty of people and pokémon and limbo, so its time to end this battle series!