Bad Babysitter

Princess Superstar

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I'm a bad babysiter 
got ma boyfriend in yer shower woo im makin 6 bucks an hour 
im a bad baby sitter got ma boyfriend in yer shower. 
im makin 6 buks an hour! 

babysitting sucks but woteva they got junk food, 
kung fu, egg fu, dig dug, a dog too 
an a hot jew! mr. weintrab, i mean hes 
old but not dimed out if im bad i'll turn around for time out. 
a'ight josh wot ya wanna do wanna watch cartoons, 
hbo got platoon. Hey get back back in da rom. 
i assume yer folks will be out late go make me a kool aid. 
ima sit on the couch and masturbate then call my boyfriend gabe see if he ate. 
spit out my bubbalicious and get to on eof those big fridges that could fit 10 midgets. 
damn there rich, hey she left me dirty dishes-----BITCH 
lets try on some of yer mums minks think she'll miss these chanel links? 
in high heels you look like jar jar binks go play under the sink! 
(i want my mommy and daddy) i want yer daddy too 
but if you tell him you'll die of sickle and god told me yer goin straight to hell 
well if you dont like it i can leave you 
then you'll be alone believe me thats what the creepy monsters want 
plus ill be taking your tv 
put on yer jammers and dont wet the bed 
i got a camera and ill show that little girl you like sarah. 
oh and one more thing theres been seveal mass murderers spotted in the area!!! 

im a bad babysitter 
got ma boyfriend in yer shower woo, im makin 6 buks an hour 
im a bad babysitter im makin 6 buks an hour. 

lets make some fluffernutters dont fukin utter another peep 
i'll take the cookie cutter and make star cookies outta yer skin while you sleep. 
keep still i gotta check the bathroom cabinet hey wot r these pills 
ill take the valium josh you take a bag and the tagament 
stop throwin up im not paid enoughu clean up da rug. 
is that fluff i told ya 6 boxes of unmade jello was toooo much 
all righ kid u gotta go 2 bed i know its only 6 but my boy 
just came over and he wants me 2 give him head. 
sit his bare ass where u watch small wonder 
next time u watch vicky the spott'll be sticky 
coz i suked his dicky and used your moms cucumber done worry i'll put it bak 
in da fridge-id-aire scared? u can have it 4 supper nice and crisp in the tuperware. 
no bedtime story gage get of your sooo horny 
josh get in bed and freddie kruegar might let you see yer mom in da mornin. 
no porn and shut the shade gage 
one day you'll see how nice it is to get paid and laid at the same time 

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