TEXAS ROCKS.
Here's why:
1. I
live there.
2. It is the 2nd biggest state.
3. It's better than Florida.
4. It's better than all the other states except Louisiana because
Louisiana rocks too.
TEXAS OWNS YOU.
We have the biggest and most trucks, best food, best women, the number one water
park in the nation, and the music capital of the world.
This one time I was in downtown Austin, and this bum came up to me, and he said,
"Look what I got me!". He was carrying a box. I looked in, and there
was a human head! It was so pimptastic. There were maggots crawling
out of the neck. It was so cool. I almost stole it from him. I
wanted to put it in my aquarium. That would have been cool.
