Wetting your hay: 10-2-10, plus counseling and potty-training.
Attempted Suicide: 1 year confinement for failing at killing yourself.
Suicide: Dismissal from the Institute plus 60 PTs.
Making satirical website of the Institute: Thrown back in the Ratline – torture comparable to the Inquistion.
Boning your BRs: GC 1
Excessive use of the following words or ideas: “yahoos”, “friggin’”, “daggon’”, “North Korean Sympathizers”, “young men and women are fighting in Iraq so that you can violate my Blue Book”: 1 month confinement to the English Department
Failure to supervise Institute (i.e. hiding in Smith Hall): Ending of the Institute – a revolution comparable to the French Revolution.
Improper dress outside barracks (i.e. no belt-loops on pants): Looking like a jackass.
Using tobacco while acting in an official capacity (i.e. use while listening to cadets whine about how they shouldn’t get boned for that special they just walked into your office): 10-2-10, second offense will be double and the Corps SGM special “tobacco” detail.
Referring to yourself as “god” while acting in an official capacity: Damnation to the inferno which Dante spoke of.
Believing your rank gives you superhuman powers to be cool: Looking like a tool and ridicule from your BRs.
Believing that your age and/or military status/service/rank, while in the Corps, makes you an adult: 1 month confinement to Rockbridge High School.
Believing in freedom of speech and thought and press: A talk on the 5th Stoop followed by a GC-1 to execution.
Straining/Pushing rats (i.e. giving them a ratline): Unauthorized Ratline Activity, see previous bones.
Confusing class privileges for Blue Book bones: Thrown back in the Ratline.
