VMI CHEERLEADERS
CHARGE(S):
(1) INTERFERENCE WITH RATLINE (i.e. causing the rats to think they don’t need to cheer since they now have cheerleaders to do this for them, thus, causing them not to be motivating)
(2) LACK OF PROPER POLITICAL CORRECTNESS (i.e. every time someone expresses their opinion about why we don’t need cheerleaders we have to deal with the PC backlash of the Commandant’s staff)
(3) DISRESPECT TO INSTITUTE (i.e. the main reason why the football team is doing so wonderful this year)
(4) DISRESPECT TO ALUMNI, 2 COUNTS (i.e. being cooler than General Peay and wrecking tradition and morale)
REWARD:
WARNING! APPROACH WITH EXTREME CAUTION, THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE VERY DANGEROUS; IF NOT CAREFUL YOU WILL BE BONED FOR POLICITAL INCORRECTNESS AND EXPRESSING YOUR OPINION, AN OPINION THAT CONTRADICTS THE SYSTEM'S. COULD RESULT IN A 10-6-30. BE WARNED!
Return to the armory to stock up on political correctness...
