Commander:Hero of the Reich
XO: The Train
SGM: "God"
QMD Company Commander: LTC Urkel
S-1/S-4: Fridinator
S-7: Mother Teresa
With special appearances by: CMDR McILikeToBoneThirdsAlot

Commandant's Staff: "Ministry of Death"

Regimental Staff: "Decepticons"

1st Battallion: "The Legion of Correctness"

COs: A, B, C, D, Band

2nd Battallion: "Plastic Death"

COs: E, F, G, H

Regimental/Cadet Battery: "Plastic Death from a-far"