The New Parapet

By:Raoul Duke

The Staggering Volume Of A Crowd Of Drunken Cadets Coming Back From Hunans, Pressing Up That Hill To Limits Gates, Nobly Trying Not To Act Drunk, But Still Offering A Spectacle. An Honor To Our School and Our Class, They Sleep Through Instruction And Revel In Summer School. Wanna-Be Soldiers Who Just Dont Want To Get Boned Back To Thier Native States, Proud They're Two-Beer Queers, And Ready In Every Time Of Furlough To Meet High School Girls And Take Their Honor And Sabotage Their Rights!

- Strangley Wrong While Slightly True.

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