His lordship did decree that the entire galaxy was to be rid of poly wools...it had been deemed so and thus his minions carried it out.
And it twas' not the North Koreans as some did say, but the laundry trolls who eagerly snatched up our beautiful garments and did burn them with glee.
And there was a great shout...and all did cry, "Rah rah rah, Rah rah VMI Polywools shalt never die!"
Return to fight again another day!