POST #4
In light of September 11th and warnings from the Bible MAJ Fridley has implemented a new post, Post 4. This post will be a 3rd Class Private armed with a flashlight and clipboard, guard dyke, and radio, marching behind the academic buildings. Their goal is to stop terrorists from infiltrating barracks and to bone their BRs for running the block.
Rules of Engagement
Terrorist:
1. Shine flashlight onto terrorist.
2. Halt terrorist.
3. Record name and initials, bone appropriately (i.e. under arms no cover, improper dress, gross appearance, failure to submit permit properly).
4. Radio OD and inform of bone.
5. OD: Refer to Terrorist SOP.
NOTE: In any instance of resistance remind terrorist of the threat of marching endless PTs and confinement. If the terrorist begins to run at you screaming “Kill the infidel” you will not be boned for running away in fear but it is highly encouraged to disarm him with your boning abilities and use of a dull and rusty bayonet.
Cadet Running Block:
1. Halt and chase after if necessary to stop cadet.
2. Flame them and treat them as if Rat, let power go to your head – you ARE an Institute official.
3. Bone them.
4. Find your bayonet knifed through your chair in your room next day for boning your Brother Rat.
NOTE: You are HIGHLY encouraged to bone your BRs, if you do not bone your BRs you will be boned for “neglect of duty” by MAJ Fridley. He WILL be watching you (i.e. BDUs, camouflage, and hiding in the bushes waiting for you to screw up).
Carry on, Sentinel...return to main.
