50. Terrorist attack drills
49. Washington Post articles about VMI
48. Brandon Wheeler’s enunciation
47. Herpes
46. Crozet
45. Bone Deep Caring
44. Terrorism
43. Thirds that think their rank means something
42. The Third Reich
41. Parade in the rain
40. The Breakout Hill parking lot
39. White Duck Skirts
38. Air Force FTX
37. Hemorrhoids
36. V.D.
35. Hunan’s losing its liquor license…. Again.
34. VMI Cheerleaders, that’s right, but they’re cooler than Gen. Peay
33. A parking garage a mile off post
32. Alumni haydowns… wait a second
31. Permit worms
30. Overcoat inspections
29. Crozet’s Revenge
28. John Kerry
27. Cadets who are way, WAY too Hoo-ah
26. SRC
25. Intramurals
24. VMI IT department
23. No cell phones
22. Coke machines that steal more money than the government
21. Having a weekend, but not having a car
20. Vision 2039
19. Aramark Food
18. White Blouse 24/7
17. Hour long parades
16. Crapping your pants on House Mountain, and not changing them
15. Liberals
14. Three hour PTs
13. Communal showers
12. RDC Essays (while we do all the hard work…)
11. Being thrown in the Gulag
10. QMD
9. Guard Duty
8. Band Company
7. The Citadel
6. Cocke Hall Orderlies
5. Tucking in our ties/neck tabs
4. Having a demerit system, WITHOUT a merit system
3. Shorter Ring Figure, WITHOUT booze
2. Separate, BUT EQUAL, male and female standards
1. Cancer
Respectfully Submitted,
Raoul Duke
