Meet Courtney, the Madhatter: The giggling-psychopath; known for frightening her victims to death using only her driving skills.
Meet Hannah, or Lucky Strike: The master of brutality; known for stealing her victims self-confidence using only her words. (Ye ain't nothin', ye ain't never gonna be nothin'.)
Meet Jerica (sometimes known as Sally): Suffers from an erratic personality disorder. So, Jerica plays with kitties; Sally dismembers them.
Meet Julie, the Mistress: Specializes in erotic dancing and casual sex. Known for smothering her victims with her breasts and/or humping them to death.
Meet Justin (known to his friends as Darth Deception): The lover of Suzie Q.; has a poetic way with the english language and is an incessant rambler. Known for boring his victims to death.
Meet Sara, the Mad Scientist!: After being rejected for "mad-scientist of the year" due to sex and height, she has devoted all brain power to a program in which she will send all males and incompetent persons underground.
And finally, Meet "other" Sarah, or Suzie Q.: Known for her cynical comments and pointless jokes. Has never taken a victim; the lazy leader merely throws those whom displease her, to her minions.
09/03/05 Le senior page received a little update. But there's more to come; I assure you. Keep La Madhatter (Courtney) and Sally/Jerica in your hearts, for they have been through an awful autombile accident that claimed the life of one of our peers.
08/07/05 Happy one-hundred-and-twenty-ninth birthday, Mata Hari! (note: I added a small, small senior page a couple days ago. Nothing huge.)
07/30/05 I always knew I'd make it in show bizz. This, my friends, wasted two hours of my life.
"Your mom's short."
07/27/05 It has been a long time, indeed. But we're back, with a vengeance. Or...boredom. Watch your backs, sumbitches.
01/15/05 Today was the epitome of lameness. I slept away nearly three hours of my "after school" time, and am now contemplating whether to finish Chemistry or French (both of which I dread). *sigh* Instead, I find myself here. I'm so dazed...
